A woman came in for a Brazilian and told me she brought Bob Ross.  I didn't know who that was, so I looked him up. Yea, that was an accurate description.

It shouldn't come as a surprise that countless men and women feel a love/hate relationship with me. I make waxing fun, but it still hurts. And it may seem like a long ten minutes, but I get a lot of hugs after I finish. It's a love/hate feeling that I have for the clients too. I hate hurting them, but I love making them bald! The crazy power of the Brazilian Wax!

When I was getting my teeth cleaned, the hygienist asked me how often I brush my teeth. I told her that I average 4-5 times a day.  She asked me why I brushed them so often. I told her that I eat frequently throughout the day and wouldn't want to have bad breath when working on a client. Believe me, good hygiene all around is vital to having a happy hoo-ha!

A man asked his wife what her plans for the day were. She told him that she was taking Molly for a haircut. (she had a Brazilian appointment with m.e.!)

Trying to figure out how much wax we'd need to wax this guy?

Some hair is incredibly sexy in the sun; some hair isn't. Visit one of the Mark n M.E. Salons this week and get yourself all prepped up for the holiday weekend!

I always like to share when there is a "First" at Mark and M.E. It is common for clients to bring in a friend to hold his/her hand when they get a Brazilian Wax. This time, a client brought in a friend to hold down her legs!

So proud to be part of such a special day for dozens of our clients who are getting married today.  Congratulations and thank you for letting the crew at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All get you ready for your lifetime of love!

If you want a Happy Kitty on the 4th of July, you need to make an immediate plan cuz Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are CLOSED JULY 1-4.  We will reopen on the 5th.  

Summer is here
and we want to know,
Are you ready for the beach
or will you cover your fro?

A woman brought her young toddler into the wax room with her. She told the child that a lady was going to check her belly. OK, we will go with that!

A girl came in and said she wanted a wax from the lady who does The Happy Hoo-Ha. Hey, that's M.E.!!!!

Wanna wear a skirt this short? Come see M.E. in Pittsford NY at the Wax It All Salon the next 2 days June 20 & 21.   She will make you feel confident to strut through the streets of our amazing city in any outfit!

Holiday Hours Alert!:

Mark & M.E and Wax It All will be closed July 1st - July 4th. If you think that you'll be embarrassed by any unwanted hair during the 4th of July Holiday, DO NOT WAIT!  We are almost completely booked the next two weeks and you know how we feel about shaving. It's a 4 letter word!

If you have cotton mouth, chances are you have cotton cootch too... Stay hydrated before you get your Brazilian and you'll be much happier with the results.

A woman told me she is having great success controlling her ingrown hairs when she uses her coffee grinds as a gentle exfoliant on her bikini line. Mark & M.E. helpful hints continue...

When you're scrubbing your delicate parts, please treat them gently. It is very easy to irritate your bikini area with harsh scrubs or coarse loofahs. All scrubs should be water based and fine grained. All loofahs should be gentle and washed thoroughly between each use. Want to always keep our hoo-ha's happy!

When a woman tells me it feels like she lost weight after I finished her Brazilian, you can only imagine the amount of hair I had to remove!

The cash price of a Brazilian at the Mark & M.E. Salons is $59. The average client leaves a $10 tip. Considering the service were providing, I don't think the total is a coincidence, do you?

One of my clients likes to have sexy time right after she gets a Brazilian with her husband who has extremely oily skin. The friction of her exposed pores to his natural oils is causing her to have more ingrown hairs, which is making her very sad. PLEASE give your skin several hours to calm down before you crawl through your oily playground or you too will be sad. And you know that Mark and M.E. is all about The Happy Hoo-Ha not a sad one.

Summer is here
And the time is right
To get a wax
So there's no hair in sight!

As a I was giving a young man his first Brazilian, my forearm rested against his stomach and I couldn't believe how fast his heart was beating. I kept a really close eye on him because I was a little nervous he was going to pass out...or worse!

I found a full pack of Pez under the chair in one of my wax rooms. I wonder if my client felt so childlike after her Brazilian that she wanted to treat herself to a childish treat.

Sometimes I hear a song and can't help making up my own lyrics. Like when I approached a waxing client singing "everybody must get bald" instead of "everybody must get stoned." I wonder what Bob Dylan would have thought of that?

It's funny how some woman describe their pubic hair when they haven't been to see me in awhile. Like the woman who said she brought me 70's mange. Yes, the bush was very 70's but thank the Lord above, there was no creepy skin condition!

A woman wanted to get a Brazilian before she had her baby. She called the last week of May and we offered her an appointment on May 30th. She said the appointment had to be in June. She heard that waxing can cause women to go into labor and she really wanted a June baby. I waxed her on June 1st.

A woman told me she loved gardening, especially pulling weeds from the root. I told her that I didn't like to garden. She reminded me that I was like a gardener since I found so much enjoyment pulling hair from the roots. She had a very good point.

When my "Oh Sheila" girl from yesterday was leaving the salon, I started to sing, "Oh Sheila, let me love you til the morning comes!" And her response, "You're not the one I want loving me til the morning comes!" The laughter continues at the Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian!

A woman had to skip a month between Brazilians cuz she had 6,000 in cat bills. Trust me, she had a hairy kitty (don't ya just love the irony?) As we were marveling at all the hair on one of the strips, she said something about Sheila. I thought she referred to her mound by name. It has been a long time since I laughed that hard during a wax.

Sometimes I can hear the Karate Kid in my head when I'm waxing a client: wax on...wax off.

Save your vigorous run for the day after you get a Brazilian or you may feel some serious fire down below!