I love what women say during their Brazilian Waxes! Like the woman who told me she brought a growling kitty to the salon and when I finished, her kitty was purring.

It's so funny what women say when they see their massive amounts of hair on a strip when they are getting a Brazilian Wax. Like the client who said the hair would make a great toupee for a bald man.

A woman put off her Brazilian Wax because she was busy this summer. It wasn't until her husband commented that 1977 was a very good vintage that she gave me a call.

Since I wax for a living, I'm not sure if this man frightens or excites me. Aw, who am I kidding? I'd love to get my hands on him!

Summer days are ending
And that can be scary.
But you know what is worse?
Ending summer when you're hairy!
~see you this week at Mark and M.E. and Wax It All~

A girl told me she was excited about her Brazilian appointment because she couldn't wait to be slippery when wet. Nope, I can't make this stuff up!

Believe it or not, Mark and M.E. opens before 8am on Saturday mornings. We LOVE all the early morning clients that like to get Brazilians so they are ready to thoroughly enjoy their Saturday evenings.

If you want to have a Happy Friday, you need to see M.E. and get a Happy Hoo-Ha or Happy Hoo-Ha as my banana suggests!

After I finished applying a generous amount of wax between a woman's cheeks, she pushed me away, dropped her leg and squeezed her cheeks together as closely as possible. Apparently, she was about to pass gas and didn't want to do it in my face. Believe me, I appreciate her consideration, but I also needed to remove the wax or she would never have been able to pass gas again!

After I finish a Brazilian, I often spend several minutes removing ingrown hairs. One of my clients became so warm during that part of the service, she removed her sweatshirt. She had a loose tank and no bra on. She apologized that her breasts were hanging out. Then she commented, "Since you're seeing me fully in the South, what's the difference if you see me up North?" She had a valid point.

Club going up, on a Tuesday
Got your bush in the cut and she choosy
Club going up, on a Tuesday
Get a wax by M.E. or be woosy

Monday, Monday
So good to me
The sun is shining
And I'm hair-free!
{And if you're not
Call Mark and M.E.!! - 585-473-7360}

If my father were alive, today would have been his 89th birthday. He never knew what I did for a living, and I think he would be completely shocked that I waxed Brazilians at Mark and M.E. I can visualize him saying, "Stop, stop. There's no way my daughter does that!" And then I could hear him laughing hysterically.

There's nothing more annoying than a wet kitty. Stop by one of the Mark and M.E. Salons today and make your kitty happy!

One of the strangest thing a woman said to me during her Brazilian Wax is "Your mother is a man!"

A woman took her daughter with her to the dentist. The little girl told her mommy's dentist that her mommy had spikey legs. The next day, the little girl came with her mommy to Mark and M.E. to watch her get her legs waxed because she wanted to make sure I got every single spike!

A woman, who was referred to me by her girlfriend, wanted to know if getting a Brazilian was like an outpatient experience? It always amazes me how much negative hype is associated with getting a Brazilian Wax. I'm confident our time together didn't equate to a medical procedure. In fact, it was pretty quick and fun!

My new bookmarks are in and they list all the books in A Promise of Passion series. Since there are cliff hanger endings in each book, we recommend you read them in order. And if you aren't easily offended, check out my poem!

I know some of you are frustrated that we aren't open on Monday's, but we need that break from the hairy heads and hairy hoo-ha's who entrust their parts to the Mark and M.E. and Wax It All Salons. Good news though, today is Tuesday!  We will be open in a few short hours!!

Vacation is upon you
And they're calling for rain.
But you still want to feel sexy
When you get on that train!
~waxing at marknme.com~

"Today was sunny.
Today was hot.
Were you bikini ready?
Or were you NOT?"
~Summer isn't over yet ladies. Stop by Mark and M.E. or Wax It All this week and keep yourself ready for the beach!~

I know that certain skin types can get ashy, but there are certain body parts that don't get that way. If you want to get the most benefits from your Brazilian Wax, stop slobbering that area with cocoa butter! It clogs the pores inviting more hair bumps and irritation. More helpful hints from your Happy Hoo-Ha Lady.

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Get A Brazilian 
And celebrate
With RUM!
Happy Friday, from Mark and M.E. and Wax It All

A girl, who hadn't been in since March for a Brazilian, told me her vagina was suffocating. No worries my friends, I set her vagina free!

Who would ever think your pubic hair could turn grey when you get older? As I was trying to give a woman a Brazilian, it was difficult to see the grey hairs that were being too stubborn to wax. She told me it was her "seasoned" hair. That's a nice way to put it.

We have  several men in their 70's that get Brazilians on a regular basis and boy, does it make them want to dance!  You're never too old to enjoy a good, clean bottom!!

You're never too old to get a Brazilian. The most important thing is for every woman to feel awesome!

If bald is beautiful,
What would you call his bush?

A girl came in to get waxed before her birthday celebration in Miami. I asked her what kind of bathing suit she was going to wear. She told me she had two thongs packed. When I turned her on her side, I noticed hair on her butt. Believe me, we made her thong ready. Can't have a happy birthday with a hairy behind!!

Someone told me they read an article that said Brazilians are out and the bush is back. My first thought was that crabs are super happy they won't be homeless anymore!

A client called and wanted a Brazilian but she was worried because she had a horrible ingrown hair. She said there was a nipple on her vagina. Bring it on baby!

It may come as a huge surprise but when I meet new people, we often end up talking about v-j-jays, Brazilians or something of that nature. While I was working out, I met a woman who said she told her waxer that she didn't want to look like the Commodores were living between her legs!