Did you know that kangaroos have 3 vaginas? As a woman who has spent a career doing Brazilians for a living, I find it fascinating. Although I'm not sure if three would be triple the work or triple the pleasure?

When I was growing up, I always wanted to work at IBM. Since I took a much different career path, maybe these letters should stand for International Brazilian Master - unless you can think of something more fun!

Men of all ages are getting Brazilian Waxes and it is a service we are proud to offer at Mark and M.E. However, if this man walked into the salon, I think I'd be a little nervous.

If you've waited a long time between waxes and your hair is long enough to braid, you may need a bigger lollipop to distract you!

If you need to use this on your kitty after your shower, you need to come see the wax experts at Mark and M.E.

The look on M.E.'s face when a woman walks into the salon and warns her that she'll need to perform an exorcism on her v-j-jay because it had been so many months since her last Brazilian.

Now that it's October, have you decided to see how long you can grow your hair out? Please remember that waxing is a monthly commitment, not a seasonal one. Don't worry, we crank the heat so getting undressed isn't as unpleasant as it could be in this inclement weather. Hope to see you sooner than later at Mark and M.E. and Wax It All!

Can't wear this costume with a hairy kitty. Come see us this week for a Brazilian Wax so you can wear your Halloween Costume with confidence!

As I was going through the salon receipts, I was pleased by how well our staff was tipped the past few days. They work very hard and sincerely appreciate the gratuity. We're glad you agree that putting our faces and hands between your cheeks deserves a tip.

If you need more laughs, check out The Happy Hoo-Ha! For $3.99, it's worth checking out!

Whether you think the idea of a Brazilian Wax is taboo, part of your monthly regime, sexy or terrifying, you have to admit that Sydney's reaction was funny. Last night it occurred to me that our video made over 6 million people legitimately Laugh Out Loud! Since so many posts on social media are sad, hateful or negative, I'm proud to have been a part of a scenario that made people laugh.

Waxing makes you feel sexy and empowered and that is our goal @marknmesalon and @waxitallsalon  Come see us; you won't be disappointed!

October is the new June

For brides to prepare for their honeymoon.

They come to me to wax it all

So they can enjoy the bat and ball.

I love that I'm a part of their day

When they get ready

In the sexiest way!

Please be patient while we switch to a more efficient booking system. There have been some annoying glitches, but we are doing our best to make this work. If you get a text that doesn't jive with what you have planned, send us an email or give a call and we will make it right. Since we are the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian, the only hair we're able to pull is on top of our heads!

A woman came in with sexy, stiletto boots. She left them on during her Brazilian wax. It wasn't an issue until the heel made contact with my face!

A man came in at 7:30 this morning for a Gentleman's Brazilian. I told him that the wax would wake him up better than a cup of coffee.  He didn't agree, but he still showed up. And although I can't say he looked this serene during the service, he did great and left with a smile!

I can't believe how many people from around the world have contacted me about the video of me giving Sydney a Brazilian Wax. I've heard from Houston, Florida, and even as far as Cuenca Ecuador!

Don't let the video of Sydney getting a Brazilian Wax scare you; it's really not that bad!

I thought it was pretty funny and extremely ironic that Sydney (from the video that has gone viral!!!!) brought her dog to her first ever Brazilian appointment. The dog's name is Bean. How perfect is that!!

Now that we have over 2 million views on my video, I think it's time for Sydney and I to go on the Ellen show! Please keep sharing it and hash tagging Ellen. She likes vaginas, doesn't she?

Have you watched and shared our video yet? Brazilian virgins are always good for a belly laugh!!

Brazilian Waxing is my life!

FYI: If your feeling under the weather, you may want to reschedule your Brazilian. When your resistance is down, the wax tends to be more painful and your skin may not recover as quickly. And if we get sick, we won't be able to rid the Western New York population of unwanted hair!

FYI: If you want to have fun with your Brazilian Wax, use a GENTLE exfoliating scrub - like our soft grain scrub - only to to three times a week. Harsh scrubs will irritate the delicate skin in the bikini area and make it difficult to have any fun at all.

M.E. needs your help! I have self published all of the books in A Promise of Passion series and The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. I submitted Passion Never Dies to a publishing company and they are considering re-publishing the novel. If you ordered the book on Amazon and liked it, I could really use more reviews!  Thank you and fingers crossed!!!

FYI: This is what the delicate skin in your bikini area feels like when you clog it with lotions and powders.