My first client told all of her coworkers at the U of R that she loved coming to get Brazilians by M.E. because I was a ninja. I think that was a compliment...

An older gentleman wanted to know if men were more likely to be crybabies during their
Brazilian Wax than women. I told him it depended on the man. I should have heeded the warning - he was one of them!

It's incredible how much joy I bring people with a one cent craft stick. Spreading the love - one Brazilian at a time!

A little boy came to the 2nd floor of Mark and M.E. (where all the waxing takes place) to say hello to our dog Bandit. I had a client waiting for me in the waiting area where our dog was sleeping. It a beautiful room with paintings of women and a hanging statue of a woman's body. The little boy sat in one of the chairs, looked around the area and proceeded to ask my client why everything in the room was naked?

A 70 year old man came to me for a Brazilian Wax. Apparently, his wife of 46 years was sick of his hair. About half-way through the service, he informed me that he was nervous he'd never be able to perform again. I promised him the discomfort was temporary.

After I removed a large strip off of a very hairy client, we both stared at the design the hair made on the strip. She said it looked like a Pub-Casso. It really did.

The expression on my employee's face when she saw this creature under a cute pair of panties. Apparently, this client, who hadn't been waxed in a long time, was a Star Wars fan.

I could have used Harry Potter's wand when I had waxed a girl who's boyfriend said her bikini hair looked like a beard.

Thankful to all of the clients who have graced me with their hairy bikini lines over the past 2 decades. 

Actually, Mark and M.E. clients are loved for more parts than that! Happy Turkey Day everyone!

I saw a Groupon for an $18 Brazilian. I find that price a bit disconcerting. Do you think they use duct tape to save some money on the service?

No one likes to eat the feathers on a turkey which is why Mark and M.E. and Wax It All will be working all day tomorrow to fulfill all of your waxing needs.

If we ask you if you need to freshen up, it really isn't just a suggestion. Clean skin waxes so much more thoroughly and, more importantly, makes your Brazilian Wax Technician a really happy camper.

The 4 year old son of one of our employees wanted to know if his mom ever saw a snake come out of anyone's butthole while she waxed them. Although we have seen some interesting things in that area, a snake isn't one of them!

A man waited 4 months between Brazilians. He didn't realize that his long, dense hair was going to be more painful to remove. After the 2nd rip, he took his shirt off. After the 3rd, he started biting his hand. I reminded him that real men wax it all. He told me that he must be a real f'ing man!

Don't let the cold weather make you lazy.  You never know when you'll need to be clean and shiny! Mark & M.E. Salon ~ Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian.

We have countless men and women who wax on a regular basis, regardless of the shitty weather, and we salute each and every one of you! Give us a like, comment and share if you are one of those very special patrons of Mark and M.E., Wax It All or both!

Mark and Mary Elizabeth will be back to work tomorrow at Mark & M.E. And the only thing we're grumpy about is that we couldn't bring the sunshine and warm weather with us!

That's  the kind of thing that makes this girl very happy! Looking forward to seeing you and your healthy colon for a Brazilian sometime soon!

It's a valid question. See ya at Mark and M.E.

Nobody likes a smelly kitty.

I had another client that moved here from New York who always went to Asian salons to get her Brazilians. She said they did a decent job but they were adamant that you DID NOT MOVE and would yell at you if you did!

I recently got a fun new client who moved here from Brooklyn. She said the Russian women she got Brazilians from in New York always slapped the area really hard after they removed the strip. Like the Brazilian doesn't hurt enough?

Whoot Whoot - there are dozens of women in this city ready to celebrate this day properly because they are visiting us at the Mark and M.E. Salons and getting their much needed Brazilian Waxes today!

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Mark and M.E. doesn't mind if you come in for a Brazilian while you have your period as long as you put in a fresh tampon before your visit. Today, a woman asked if it was still okay to come in if she wore a cup. Of course! We don't mind if you put a cup in your kitty!

If you haven't seen the male Brazilian scene in Bad Mom's, you need to. Even I couldn't believe it when she said, "Look at the size of that thing! It looks like a parking cone. I'm gonna need A LOT more wax!"

A woman told me she desperately needed my help. Her hair was getting tangled in the elastic of her underwear because it had been so many months since her last Brazilian.  I'm happy to say that her tangling days are over - for a few weeks at least.

No Shave November is not a thing at Wax It All.

No Shave November is not a thing at Mark & M.E.

The expression on my face when a young girl getting a Brazilian Wax sat up and screamed at the top of her lungs.