For all of you that leave a little something on top, I thought this was the perfect way for
Mark and M.E. to wish everyone a Happy New Year?

I never thought I would spend my career doing Brazilians for a living but I'm so glad I discovered how empowering waxing can be. I have had the greatest year helping women feel even more beautiful and sexy. Thank you to all the women who entrust their precious lady parts with me!

Only one more business day before the New Year.
Will you be bald or look like a bear?

Both Mark and M.E. salons will be open tomorrow!

Women feel sexier when they get Brazilians, which often makes them more amorous. And you know what happens next?
Yep, I help babies get made.

I told a woman I was going to put an amber alert on her v-j-jay because it had been so long since I'd seen her. The Brazilian humor never ends!

As I'm reflecting on my crazy week before the holiday, I can't stop laughing about a client who wiped so hard, there were holes in the skin. I needed to be extra careful doing this Brazilian.

Reflections from last week: A girl told me her heart was beating at 120 while I was waxing her. Is that a good or a bad thing? I'm thinking she got a free cardio workout during her Brazilian Bikini Wax with M.E. What do you think?

When Santa doesn't get his Christmas wax, the public is mortified. Only a few more days until Christmas...

If I leave the shape of a mistletoe, maybe you'll get lucky and someone will kiss you under it.
                Only 5 days until Christmas...What are you waiting for?
                        M.E. will be at Wax It All from 9-6 today.

Can you believe there is only 6 days until Christmas?  If you want me to leave the shape of a Christmas Tree on your body when you come in for your holiday Brazilian, it would be my pleasure. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and someone will put something special under your tree.

Just a reminder...you can't have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha. There are 7 days until Christmas. What are you waiting for?

Brazilians aren't naughty, they're empowering and we will punch out anyone who says differently!

                                 ~there are 8 days until Christmas...what are you waiting for?~

                            Thank Goodness this couple waxes or they might set their hair on fire!

                                           ~ Only 9 more days. What are you waiting for?~

10 days til Xmas

And you're wondering what to wear?

I have a suggestion 

Why don't you go bare?

Greetings from Mark and M.E. 'Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian' 

                    If you really want your kitty to sing, bring her to mark and m.e. and let us do our thing!

 Only 11 days 'til xmas. What are you waiting for?

These little helpers can tell if you've been in for a wax this holiday season. There's only 12 days until Christmas. What are you waiting for? See you at Mark and M.E. and Wax It All!

Thank Goodness Santa got a 'between the cheeks' wax before the holidays. What are you waiting for?

It's a busy time of year
And you're always in a hurry.
But that is no excuse
To keep it all furry.

~14 days 'til christmas~

what are you waiting for?

mark and m.e.

                                               Is your candy cane ready for the holiday?

~15 days 'til Xmas. What are you waiting for?~

~mark and m.e.~

A little decoration
Can be cute to see
But it's really not sexy
To leave too much tinsel on your tree.

                                        ~16 Days 'til Christmas. What are you waiting for?~
                                             

O Holy Night
The stars are brightly shining
I see you haven't waxed
That's one place I won't be dining.

~17 days til Xmas What are you waiting for?~

Santa will be here in 18 days.
Don't make him search through your overgrown maze.

what are you waiting for????

~mark and m.e.~

19 days 'til Xmas
And you know what I heard?
That you are as hairy
As Mark's little bird.

what are you waiting for?

20 days 'til Christmas
And you know what I see?
A really hairy beaver
Hiding behind the Xmas tree.

what are you waiting for?

Last week, a lady told me the only time she got sweaty palms is when she comes for a Brazilian. Fortunately, that was the only place she got sweaty!

A woman walks into Mark and M.E.  and says she needs water. We go into the kitchen and I pour her a glass. She opens up her bag and takes out a large bottle of Xanax. As I am giving her a Brazilian, her body visibly relaxes and I'm able to complete the service in ten minutes. When I finish, she told me that her Prozac/Xanax cocktail made the wax quite enjoyable. Think I need a stash for the ladies who fight me!

A woman hadn't been in since her birthday, which was during the summer. Her hair was so long, I couldn't see the skin beneath the hair. She commented that I could put twisties in her pubic hair because it was so long. She wasn't kidding.

"Thank you for calling Mark & M.E. This is M.E. How can I help you?" is the usual way I answer the phone at work. Yesterday, after I said all of that, the client asked "You the WIFE?" Yes, I guess I am.