Bizarre Amazon gifts continue... If there was coconut on these chocolates, I'd recommend a 'between the cheeks' wax.

Apparently Amazon has a sense of humor I can relate to. How about decorating your beautifully bald beaver with a heart shaped merkin??

Woohoo! I don't have to enter the New Year with all this hair. Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are open Friday and Saturday!!

Now this would be an interesting gift for someone who waxes for a living. Merry Christmas!

On the 5th day of Xmas my true love gave me 5 golden rings but I forgot to wax and they got all tangled up.

You can't have a happy holiday with a hairy hiney.

Commando with a Brazilian Wax that is!

Things wash better when waxed but I bet the XL Pump Bottle makes men feel proud regardless of their grooming habits.

It thrills me that more companies are focussing on men's grooming, but I still can't visualize putting the lawnmower between a man's cheeks.

I think the best way to keep your jewels jolly is to get a Brazilian Wax, but that's just me.

Moral of the story...only accept gifts from friends who wax.

Feeling sexy in all that hair?

That's what happens when you get a Brazilian Wax.

Let the holiday humor continue...

Give the gift that keeps on giving. See you this week for your Holiday Wax!

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of business would have a sign about butt cheeks, because you know I'm all about spreading them apart in order to wax it all!

I found some fish oil on the floor of one of my wax rooms. Just for the record, I don't want anything fishy in either of my salons...ever.

This exotic looking snail is actually composed of hard wax and hair from a man's ear.

Sometimes the wax resembles art.  What does this remind you of?

Tis the season of gift giving and you have to enjoy gifts with a sense of humor.

I have always enjoyed laying in the sun and believe in its healing properties, but when I looked at this picture, all I could think of was, "did he wax his hiney first?"

Save precious time this holiday season and get your body waxed! You don't want to be prickly like your Xmas tree or hairy like the reindeer.  Trust me, it'll make your Mister or Missus Claus very happy!

You have 3 weeks to prepare to get properly kissed under the mistletoe.

I bet a lot of people are choosing fast food today since they spent so much time cooking the past few days. This is a t-shirt after my own heart!

That's an author after my own heart!

I kind of like the Shoprite penis. They definitely have a sense of humor. Happy Turkey Day everyone!!

I like the idea of making a turkey sexy.

Vagina fudge? I definitely didn't see this one coming!

I feel like I've been fighting pubic hair for 3 decades, but I don't think that's what they're referring to.

When we got our monthly issue of Essence magazine, I burst out laughing because I swear one of my clients had a bush that resembled her afro.

Summer may be over but sexy never ends. See ya at Mark & M.E. today!

If you think that's in poor taste (pun intended), then you can understand my obsession with this whole waxing thing.

Believe it or not, I've had many clients assume that position when I finish their Brazilian so they can see how everything looks.

A woman was talking about me to her husband and referred to me as Ms Pussy Pants. Appropriate nickname, don't you think?

During spin class this morning, the instructor let us do our own thing during a song called "Dinner At The Sugarbush." You know that when she mentioned the title, I LOL'd (like seriously laughed out loud!) After 30 years in the business, can you blame me? Then I googled the song and came up with this album cover! It's going to be a great day!  Happy Tuesday everyone!

I think it'd be much more comfortable wearing this apparatus sans hair, which is why we love to WAX IT ALL !!!!

This is some impressive decorating skills, although I still think vulva is a goofy word...

I survived my first day back at work without the need of any protective gear! Thank you for all the spotless hoo-ha's and hoo-hangs today!!

I can put that look on your face! Life is better when you have a happy beaver.

So this is what I have to look forward to coming home too?

The answer is NO. If you can't wait until I get back on Saturday to wax your beaver, I have two experienced wax technicians at each location  that would love to get their hands on it!

You'd think I was taking a month off by some of the messages I've received the past few days. I hate to say it but you should never let your wookie get so long that you're forced to groom it because your waxer took a few days off!

Most people have some kind of grooming routine. Some shave every day and some wax every month. One thing I have learned over the years is that getting a Brazilian is very empowering and it makes you feel strong. So here's a shout out to our strong girl routine!

A client told me she feels like a badass every time she gets a Brazilian. We should form a team!

Getting a Brazilian makes you want to dance upside on a pole in your skivvies!

There is something about getting a Brazilian that makes you feel like you can fly!

It's difficult to give a man a Brazilian when he is sporting such a large piece of adornment.

Getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax will make you want to climb onto a palm tree naked and be one with nature.

One of my clients had the funniest shirt on last week that distracted me from giving her a Brazilian.   It said, "Dear Big Girls. Don't be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies!"

Gotta love a man with a sense of adventure.