Women say the funniest things when they've gone months between waxes. Like the woman who told me today that her pants were baggier after I finished.

The best way to stay warm in cold weather is to join two naked bodies together. Beware: friction not only causes heat, it can cause a fire. You know where I'm going with this, don't you? Both Mark and M.E. Salons open at 10am to help you clean up your campsite.
~helping everyone stay safe on this wintry day~

A man joined me in the hot tub yesterday and complained it was really hot in there, which I didn't agree. It actually felt tepid to me. I told him he needed to wax his chest because his hair was like a fur coat and that's why it felt so hot. Of course I told him that - couldn't help it.

Sniffing is always better when a little grooming has taken place.

I asked a client who came in for a Brazilian Wax yesterday what her plans for the day were. She said she was "remodeling me."   Yea, her parts definitely needed some remodeling. 

You know it has been a long time since your last Brazilian when you sweat between your toes.

Several years ago, a woman got a Brazilian and decided she didn't want to look like her 5 year old. Some time has passed and now her pubic hair is grey. She has decided that she would rather have a 5 year old hoo-hoo (which is what she called it) than a 60 year old hoo-hoo.

Every day I look forward to removing your hair
Because I know how sexy you feel when you're totally bare!

see you @waxitallsalon today!

I think they took the "full body waxing" before their vacation to the extreme.

What is the one word you FEEL when you get a Brazilian Bikini Wax? Mine is BAD-ASS!

You shave your nuts? It's 2019 my friends and shaving is out. Once you've waxed your forbidden fruit, you'll never go back!

This can happen when you Nair your ass. Trust me, waxing is a lot less painful.

I wax a lot of swingers and, trust me, they don't like to be hairy.

It's common for women to be religious are about getting waxed on a monthly basis prior to their wedding. It's also common that once the wedding is over, their grooming days are history.

During the middle of the day, I ran an errand and came across this crazy white-out. Of course it made me laugh because my first thought was that it's no fun when you can't see where you're going - in and out of bed. Brazilians make your travels so much better!

Unless you want to get tangled in the twine, you need to come see us. Waxing makes all your projects much less complicated.

Feeling sexy
Feeling clean
As I remove all the hair
From your precious vaj-een.

I'm so glad that more women agree that wearing fur coats is no longer acceptable - over or under their clothing.

Before you get snipped,
you need to get ripped.

{Mark and M.E. specializes in Brazilians for Men.}

Twiddly dee twiddly dum
I see your white and hairy bum

Make sure you're properly groomed by one of the wax experts at Mark and M.E. or Wax It All before you go streaking through your favorite stadium.

I use extra lights during my Brazilian Waxes now because I'm a little older, the eyes aren't quite as good and I want to be as thorough as possible. As you can imagine, the lights have prompted some interesting conversations. For example, one woman wanted to know why I had a spotlight on her snatch!

I had a woman FaceTime her man during her Brazilian wax. And no, she didn't hold the phone to her face.

When my darker skinned clients have dry skin, they often refer to their skin as ashy. Recently, a client commented that ash comes from water and rust comes from dirty. As an experience Brazilian Wax technician, I understood the analogy.

Things are better when you're not wearing a sweater. There is no Janu-Hairy in this city!

I'm so happy to be back at Mark & M.E.

Can you hear the hoo-ha's shouting with glee?

Only 1 more sleep
And I'll be there,
To make you sexy
In your underwear!

Only 2 more days
Til I get back to work.
And then all you ladies
Will be able to twerk.

Brazilian Humor continues...

I know that you're worried
I'm still at the beach,
But I'll be back on Friday
To take care of your peach!


~Brazilian Humor 2019!!!!~