Some women are very dramatic when they get Brazilians. Like the woman who screamed, "You took my soul!"

I had a toddler, mom, and grandma come to the salon together. I waxed the mom first. She flinched a bit and sweat a LOT, but overall she did pretty well. The grandma, on the other hand, didn't tolerate it quite as well. Not only did she sweat profusely, flail her arms and legs all over the place, slap my butt repeatedly like she was clapping her hands, she started speaking in tongues.

"I always feel like Wonder Woman after I get a Brazilian!" exclaimed a very happy client. That's what it's all about - feeling empowered!!

Especially if the beaver  has gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax!

Yesterday was fun. I had a few new clients and several former clients that have decided to start waxing again. As I lifted up a woman's leg and looked at her lady-parts, I realized that this was the vagina I was waxing ten years when I herniated the disc in my neck!

Words to live by....see ya at Mark & M.E. 

As I was giving a woman I hadn't seen in two years a Brazilian Wax, I looked out the window and noticed our "Walk In's Welcome" sign by the street had fallen over. I used our intercom to let my staff know. The client started laughing hysterically. When I told the staff, "The sign fell over in the wind," the client thought it was some kind of "code" referring to her abundance of hair. She said, "OMG, I've got so much hair I knocked your sign over!"

Did you know about the prep before the colonoscopy prep? It's a "between the cheeks" wax - you silly goose!

 Do you know why they created professionals like M.E.?  Because no one likes to eat hair.

How do you know when you're past due for a Brazilian? When it gets fluffy! [At least that is what one of my clients told me yesterday!!]

Small triangles, a.k.a. martini glasses are a popular shape to leave when clients get a Brazilian Wax. Some men, however, request a little more. One client asked me for a Bermuda Triangle. There was a part of me that worried about what was going to happen down there!

Another reason you should wax: A woman told me she tried a depilatory cream on her bikini line. It burned her entire v-j-jay pretty badly as soon as she put it on her skin so she jumped in the shower and tried to wash it off. Not only did it burn and irritate her skin, it discolored the pigment everywhere she put the cream. When her man wanted to have sexy time, she said no. When he tried again, she said "Fine, but I'm lying on my stomach so you can't see how ugly it is down there." It was a very traumatic experience and she has vowed to wax from here on in.

Spring is almost here and I think it's time for a Wax!

 How hairy is your kitty?

Two friends came to Wax it All for Brazilian Waxes. The one had been to me several times, but it was her friend's first time. She told her friend that her bikini hair used to feel like a porcupine but now it was soft -  thanks to M.E. Getting rid of the countless porcupines that reside between women's legs wasn't what I imagined doing for living when I was a little girl, but I have to admit, it's pretty cool.

How easy will it be for your leprechaun to find your pot of gold? If the answer is a mystery, come see us today at Mark and M.E. We will be open from 7:30 AM until 3pm. 585-473-7360

One of my client's sent her friend in for a Brazilian. That night they saw each other. My client asked her if she felt aerodynamic now? She sure did!

A woman walked into the salon eager for her Brazilian Wax. She said "Freddy Krueger is not touching this" as she points to her v-j-jay." I'm not sure why you'd want Freddy to touch it, but I went with it!

Is your kitty going to have a happy hump day or is in in hiding?

Today was beautiful! The sun is shining and the temps are rising. Stop. Look down. Notice anything out of control? I believe it is time to spring clean more than your closet. It's time to Wax It All.

As I asked a woman to turn on her side so I could finish her wax, she told me that her friends couldn't believe she'd let someone look at her pusseeeeee! (yes, that is exactly how she said it)  She told her friends that I've probably seen 1,000 pusseeeee in my career so it's no big deal. I told her that I've actually seen over 50,000 pusseeee in my career.

After a small rip on the top of a girl's bikini line, she grabbed my forearms with both hands and exclaimed, "I remember you! You ask questions and when I answer, you rip off my hair.  And when you rip, you rip fasssssssst!"

A young woman brought her boyfriend with her to Mark and M.E. I asked her if she wanted him to come in the room. She crouched down, covered her v-j-jay, shook her head no and said "I so shyyyyyyyy!"

The weekend is almost here. Am I going to see your kitty today?

Another man who loves to wax!

Don't tell me these girls didn't get waxed before their vacation. Are you ready for Spring Break 2019?     If not, you better come see us at Mark & M.E. or Wax It All!

If you didn't wake up feeling sexy this morning, you might want to stop by Wax It All this week for a wax and a customized spray tan. We want you to feel sexy everyday!

If I collected all the pubic hair I've waxed over the past twenty-five years, I could probably fill a museum!

I know people get lazy in the winter, but if your kitty is leaving hair on the couch, it's time for a Brazilian. 

Don't forget to take care of yourself with a little pampering from the Mark and M.E. or Wax It All Salon!