When a client brings her daughter in the wax room. "Mommy, Mary Elizabeth is putting wax in your butt hole. Is your poop going to be blue?"

Conversation with one of my regulars:
"This hurts more than normal."
"You should have had some water."
"What do you mean?"
"You're dehydrated."
"How can you tell?"
"I'm the pussy whisperer!"

 As I was giving a woman her first ever Brazilian, I asked her what she did for a living. She said she worked on a food truck. When I asked her the name of the business, she said it felt awkward saying it out loud while I had the stick between her legs.

I heard there was an incident at a local hospital where a woman was having some "female surgery" and her bush caught on fire! Think she should have gotten a Brazilian, don't you?

Yesterday we lost power at Mark and M.E. I was able to navigate four waxes in the dark with the help of the iPhone flashlight before the wax hardened up. The life of a Brazilian Wax Tech is never dull!

I had to laugh when a woman walked in the waxing room and declared that her hair was fighting each other down there!

It's very rewarding to know you have the ability to make people happy. Some of us just have a strange way of making it happen...

Any hairy people in the house? Can't wait to get back to work today!

Such an adorable beaver!

Mark and M.E. can take care of BOTH bad hair days!

For $30 you can get an hour long wax that breaks your hair, leaves a lot behind and causes irritation that lasts for days. OR you can go to a salon that has a more efficient technique that makes you want to sit on something besides a frozen bag of peas. See you at a Mark & M.E. Salon "Home of The Happy HooHa!"

"My hair has been growing in so fine and thin from waxing, I thought I could shave again," said a young woman who has been getting Brazilians from me for two years. This is how that scenario played out.

After a career doing Brazilians, why didn't I think to write this book?

"I woke up this morning and said a prayer that I can get in for a wax this week before M.E. goes away..."

A girl walked into the salon without an appointment hoping to get a Brazilian with me. I was really busy but she insisted that no one else could handle her situation. It had been months since she had been waxed and she trimmed the entire area which made it more dense and even more coarse at the ends. She said she needed a really fast and thorough wax. OK, this is the deal. I'm getting older and I can't rush through the removal of the Brillo pad that is cemented in the deep dark caverns of your lady bits anymore. Please be kind to your kitty and your favorite waxologist and come see me on a regular basis.

"I could hide a fugitive in my bush," said a client. "I'm not sure anybody would want to hide in there," I answered. So happy for all the clients who are shedding their winter bushes. Was a tough week.

If this is what you woke up to, I think it is a perfect day to get ripped! I buy wax in bulk, so we should be good.

Tomorrow is Friday

And I better not wait

To get a Brazilian

So I'm ready for my date!

I do my best to make every day a happy hump day for all my wonderful clients from Rochester and beyond!