No wonder they say oysters are an aphrodisiac.

There's a reason they are called sweet potatoes.

Why would anyone think it's a good idea to shave a peach?

Does your butter look like this or is it just because I wax hoo-has for a living?

I don't know if it's my profession as a bikini waxer or what, but I see my subject matter everywhere - even in peanut butter.

A Brazilian Bikini Wax doesn't sound so scary now, does it?

A woman called me a Vagina Goddess. This is how I like to think of myself as!

Another reason to wax ~ I asked a new client why she decided to get a Brazilian Wax. She said that she went to her doctor because the bumps in her bikini area were so severe that she was afraid it was an STD. The doctor said it was razor burn from shaving and if she wanted to be bald, she needed to wax! This is a pic of how bad razor bumps can be. Nobody wants it to look like that between their legs. See ya at Mark & M.E. or Wax It All!

Some sandwiches are more fun to eat than others.

One of my clients went to a strip club and saw a dancer with a strange rectangular patch of hair under her belly button (kind of like a uni-brow) and the rest of her pubic area was bald. When she asked her boyfriend about it, he called it her vag-stache.

We had an amazing week at both Mark & M.E. salons! We were able to give a lot of men and women the free and sexy feeling that only a Brazilian Wax can give. So my question is...what did you have for breakfast?

The mullet was never a good look which is why our Brazilian services include everything!

I'm convinced that doing Brazilians for a living has changed how I look at life. I see the need for my work everywhere. Even in nature.

3 year old: "Mommy, why is there poopy hanging out of your underwear?"
Mommy: "Because I've been too busy to see my friend M.E."

Happy baby, bald and sunshine!

 It's a great day for a Brazilian Wax!

"My husband can't wait to find my goodies," a woman says as I'm about to remove months of thick, dense hair. You know what's really cool? I make it possible for men and women of all ages to enjoy their goodies!

Yesterday I worried about a potentially unsafe work environment when my client warned me that I would need hazard pay by the time I finished her Brazilian.

 Octopussy was released in 1983. Think James Bond would like the new look 35 years later?

I hadn't seen a client for almost a year and she had done nothing to the bikini area since the last time I saw her. Apparently her boyfriend really liked her W. Yes, he was obsessed with her George W. Bush.

Hair this long shouldn't stick out of any orifice.

Best way to avoid a hairy tongue? Get a Brazilian Wax.

From brows to bush

Pits to tush
We pave the way
To a cleaner douche

It was tough for me to see Batman since I do Brazilians for a living.

Bikini waxing through the decades. Priceless.

"I feel like I'm a flag flying free in the breeze." An interesting analogy after I gave a lady a Brazilian today.

Cheers to feeling as smooth as a baby on this special day!

It's hard for me to feel the love for your hairy carpet until I put down some shiny hard woods!

Getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax makes every part of your body want to dance!