That's an author after my own heart!

I kind of like the Shoprite penis. They definitely have a sense of humor. Happy Turkey Day everyone!!

I like the idea of making a turkey sexy.

Vagina fudge? I definitely didn't see this one coming!

I feel like I've been fighting pubic hair for 3 decades, but I don't think that's what they're referring to.

When we got our monthly issue of Essence magazine, I burst out laughing because I swear one of my clients had a bush that resembled her afro.

Summer may be over but sexy never ends. See ya at Mark & M.E. today!

If you think that's in poor taste (pun intended), then you can understand my obsession with this whole waxing thing.

Believe it or not, I've had many clients assume that position when I finish their Brazilian so they can see how everything looks.

A woman was talking about me to her husband and referred to me as Ms Pussy Pants. Appropriate nickname, don't you think?

During spin class this morning, the instructor let us do our own thing during a song called "Dinner At The Sugarbush." You know that when she mentioned the title, I LOL'd (like seriously laughed out loud!) After 30 years in the business, can you blame me? Then I googled the song and came up with this album cover! It's going to be a great day!  Happy Tuesday everyone!

I think it'd be much more comfortable wearing this apparatus sans hair, which is why we love to WAX IT ALL !!!!

This is some impressive decorating skills, although I still think vulva is a goofy word...

I survived my first day back at work without the need of any protective gear! Thank you for all the spotless hoo-ha's and hoo-hangs today!!

I can put that look on your face! Life is better when you have a happy beaver.

So this is what I have to look forward to coming home too?

The answer is NO. If you can't wait until I get back on Saturday to wax your beaver, I have two experienced wax technicians at each location  that would love to get their hands on it!

You'd think I was taking a month off by some of the messages I've received the past few days. I hate to say it but you should never let your wookie get so long that you're forced to groom it because your waxer took a few days off!

Most people have some kind of grooming routine. Some shave every day and some wax every month. One thing I have learned over the years is that getting a Brazilian is very empowering and it makes you feel strong. So here's a shout out to our strong girl routine!

A client told me she feels like a badass every time she gets a Brazilian. We should form a team!

Getting a Brazilian makes you want to dance upside on a pole in your skivvies!

There is something about getting a Brazilian that makes you feel like you can fly!

It's difficult to give a man a Brazilian when he is sporting such a large piece of adornment.

Getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax will make you want to climb onto a palm tree naked and be one with nature.

One of my clients had the funniest shirt on last week that distracted me from giving her a Brazilian.   It said, "Dear Big Girls. Don't be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies!"

Gotta love a man with a sense of adventure.

There's a salon running a Groupon for Brazilians. The ad said that all women must come to the appointment with proper hygiene and if you have flatulence, you must reschedule.

Nothing better than getting waxed Between The Cheeks!

Oh how I'd love to put some hot wax on his manhood and pull it off really slowly...