Have you gotten a Brazilian yet or are you still sporting a cactus?
M.E. is the author of The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy, which can be found on Amazon as well as Barnes & Noble online. She also wrote a sexy nonfiction series called A Promise of Passion. M.E. has been blogging for years about the trials and tribulations of being a busy Brazilian Wax Technician because her job is that funny!
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Friday, February 28, 2020
Why would anyone think this is a good idea? Try Brazilian Waxing. It's safer, smoother and doesn't require you to be a contortionist.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Sunday, February 23, 2020
One of my clients got laser hair removal as a gift from her boyfriend for Xmas. She sent me the most thoughtful card as well as a gift card to thank me for waxing her the past few years. This sign of gratitude made me cry. No one has ever done this for me before. The best part of the note was when she wrote "I feel like this is worse than a break up!" This is a very classy young woman that I will miss seeing.
Thursday, February 20, 2020
It may be cold outside, but we like to make sure everybody is hot! Have you tried a Brazilian yet? It definitely helps turn up the heat in the bedroom.
Wednesday, February 19, 2020
I was thinking about making these vagina inspired Christmas ornaments for next year. Anyone want to help?
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
For those of you who haven't named their vagina and have a slightly distorted sense of humor, here's a helpful chart to give you some ideas.
Monday, February 17, 2020
Waxing isn't just for vacations & warm weather, so don't hide your kitty under the covers. Feel confident and sexy all year long by scheduling your Brazilian Wax every 4-6 weeks.
Sunday, February 16, 2020
The cast and crew of the Mark & M.E. Salons are proud to say that we spared several hundred people from damaging their hoo-ha's and hoo-hangs from the dreaded razor! What a great time of year!!
Saturday, February 15, 2020
This was an interesting article. All I can say is the incredible staff at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All probably waxed close to that this week!
Friday, February 14, 2020
Whether you have a significant other or not, it's always important to love your kitty. Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
Thursday, February 13, 2020
If you plan to have a romantic Valentine's Day, don't wait until the last minute to get a Brazilian. When you don't give your skin a chance to heal, it may feel like you're having sexy time with a salty pretzel rod.
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
Valentine's Day is Friday. Don't wait until the last minute to get a Brazilian or it'll feel like fire in your lady parts.
Monday, February 10, 2020
Tis the season for lovers, and if you don't want to cuddle with something furry, please don't wait until the last minute to contact us.
Sunday, February 9, 2020
When you do Brazilian Waxing for as long as I have, your brain looks at things a little differently. That is why when I was thinking about buying a new couch, I was impressed by how clean and shiny this one looked.
Saturday, February 8, 2020
I had a client tell me that her boyfriend read all my happy books. Last night she wanted to fool around and he told her that they couldn't have sex because M.E. didn't want to see any of his baby butter while she gave her a Brazilian!
Tuesday, February 4, 2020
Monday, February 3, 2020
Sunday, February 2, 2020
I had a new client on Friday for a Brazilian Wax who was very nervous. When she hopped on the table, she said that she felt like she was going to throw up. I told her I've been peed on and farted on but no one has ever thrown up on me. Fortunately, she endured the service quite well without emitting any bodily fluids on me.
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