4th of July is just around the corner.  Please remember that hair is flammable, so if you haven't made your appointment with us, you better hurry!

I have never walked down the street, grabbed a random woman and dragged her into the salon to get a Brazilian Wax. So when a woman gets on the table and my first rip consists of removing about 6 hairs from under her belly button and she proceeds to jump off the table holding her stomach like I tortured her, I just don't get it.

Some clients that we waxed this week had over 4 months of growth, which made it difficult to see their parts. One of the funniest things a woman yelled out after I finished her Brazilian was, "Yes, I'm a girl!"

Taming the quarantine cootch has not been easy this past two weeks.

2 weeks ago today we were finally able to resurrect the beautifully bald sphinx cat!!!

Another woman had a dream that since it had been so long since her last Brazilian, I pulled a tree out of her pore instead of an ingrown.

Several client's admitted that they dreamt about me during the quarantine. One woman told me that in her dream I hosted a zoom meeting where I taught everybody how to give themselves a

 Brazilian Wax. Now that would be great reality TV!!!!!

That's easy! Go to The Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian. www.marknme.com

What a great idea... especially when the gate isn't surrounded by shrubbery!!

I had a woman tell me she had a date with bag of frozen peas after her Brazilian.  I guess there are times when you have to compromise.

Yesterday, a woman walked into the wax room, lifted her arms and said, "I'm bringing you the quarantine crotch!"

This is a pretty accurate description of how people are coming into the salon!

Yesterday 2 clients told me they tried Nair on their bikini area during quarantine and they both said that it burned them.  Listen, no one wants their box on fire. You need to have patience and wait for the professionals.

Several clients have told me that it feels like Christmas being able to come to get a Brazilian with us! It feels like Christmas to us too!!!!

If you check out our website, there is a "waxing tips" list under the waxing tab. Please familiarize yourself with our suggestions (especially the first one since it is summer and all...)

If you've been shaving during quarantine, you need to let your hair grow for at least 2 weeks before you come in for a wax!

Some of the quarantine bikini areas got a bit overgrown these past months. One woman put on a thong and her man told her it looked like Tom Selleck put a thong over his head. Believe me, it was an accurate description.

A girl was desperate for the quarantine to end so she could get a Brazilian. Apparently 2 weeks ago, her fiancé said no more sex until she got waxed because her hair gave him a brush burn.

My reaction when I heard Phase 3 starts today! Now we can make this beautiful city bald and soft as a baby's....

You don't want to put lotion on your skin before your wax because the wax will not adhere properly. We also don't like seeing white gooey stuff anywhere.

Drink lots of water this week because we are thinking positive and planning to start waxing on Friday!

As you prepare to get back into waxing again, please do not trim your hair too short. Most times, we prefer if you leave it alone. However, if you can braid that bikini line, feel free to trim it down a little.

 Our estheticians still don't know if they can return to work next Friday or not. I'm an organized person who likes to plan things in advance, but I'd hate to make appointments and then have to change them again. We are praying that waxing and lashes are included in the phase 3 opening. So as soon as we know we can make your hoo-ha happy again and give you princess eyes, we will let you know!

I feel like my life has been on hold since March 20th. I've been waiting and waiting for someone to give me permission to go back to my special land of  hoo-havia where bald hoo-ha's and bald hoo-hangs frolic the earth in utter happiness.

I heard the maybelline jingle in my head. Did you?

I got a message from a client that is desperate for Phase 3 to begin because she said her pubic hair was getting tangled in her thong!

Now that my husband is back at work, I feel like I'm stranded on an island all by myself. Let's go PHASE 3 - I'm ready to rip!!

I've spent a career working on all types of men and women and even though my vantage point is geared towards the hoo-ha and hoo-hang, I believe in my heart that people are people regardless of the color of their skin. Be kind. Spread love.

Phase 3 and you can have me. Looking forward to getting all you beautiful people bikini ready!