It's time to take your kitty out of hibernation. Don't wait until February 13th to get ready for Valentine's Day or we may not be able to accommodate you. This week would be a much better idea!

 

There is something about getting naked that makes women want to talk about sex. After more than 30 years in this industry, I've heard a lot of sexy and naughty stories. That's why I wrote a romance series. I put the 1st one on audible and did a huge happy dance because someone downloaded the book and I got a small royalty!

 

This morning the Peloton instructor asked if we looked like a glazed donut. I'm assuming she was wondering if we were glowing with sweat. All it made me think of was a conversation with a client a few years ago.

The client:  "M.E., I need your help. I want my pussy to look like a glazed donut. Rhianna's looks like a glazed donut, but mine looks like a donut with chocolate sprinkles. Can you help?"

 I seriously need to hone up on my slang expressions. As I was giving a girl a Brazilian Wax yesterday, she said I was worth the extra charge because I was the goat. That's one animal I've never been compared to before, but once she explained, I was flattered. 

 Don't worry, we can find your kitty in the snow. Come see us so you can play, play play!

 Sponge bob should have gone to us, because we are the pain free waxing emporium!!!

 If your kitty is wearing a fur coat, you need to come see the wax specialists at the Mark & M.E. and Wax It All Salons!

 I totally agree!!!    Getting a Brazilian Wax  makes you feel like you have super powers!

 It's a great time of the year to start waxing your legs!

 I'm not sure if our clients would think this is funny, be offended or want one! 

 Actually, he should go to Mark & M.E. 

 That's what I feel like sometimes!!!!!    www.marknme.com

 I can't even imagine how much art work I could make with all the pubic hair I have removed in my lifetime. 

 Bald is better!

 I put ads on Google Business every day or two. When I tried to do a collection of pics to advertise our skincare line, the bottom of this pic was cut off so you couldn't read Mark & M.E. Google rejected the pic. Apparently it looked pornographic even though that wasn't my intent! 

These are the kinds of conversations we like to have at the salon and I'm happy to say I had a few of them yesterday! Happy Friday Everyone!!

 

 A client tried to get into a heated political discussion with me during her wax yesterday. I don't want to talk politics at the salon. I prefer our normal topic - SEX. 

 Woohoo the sun is out in Rochester New York!!!! Oh crap, I need a wax...... come see us.....,

 I started at Mark & M.E. in 1987 doing nails. After beauty school, I started doing facials and waxing. Throughout my career, I have never dreaded going to work. I get excited every day about the clients I get to see & how happy I can make them. I feel like a kid playing in a sandbox ~ except now my sandbox is covered in pubic hair...

 Most people get waxed every 4-5 weeks. The more you wax, the finer and thinner your hair comes in and the less it hurts. So if you're a fan of Valentine's Day, then you'll want to come in this week so you can get waxed again right before that special day!

 You may be tempted to get lazy about working out, but don't get lazy with your visits to our salons. We are OPEN!!!

 It feels like the cast and crew of Mark & M.E. and Wax It All have been granted a Hall Pass by the governor since he didn't shut us down today!!!!

 This is cute and provocative all in one!

 I love home Bikini Wax stories!

 If we close down again, I can see this happening! Come get a wax before it's too late!!

 Waxing is most definitely a necessity, especially when we are in quarantine and having more sexy time!

 Next week marks 3 years since we opened Wax It All and I couldn't be happier with the salon, our staff and our clientele. In spite of COVID, we are here to stay!!

 I'm glad waxing isn't on that list or we would be living in a jungle!

 We survived 2020 and look forward to making everybody bald as a baby in 2021!