Yesterday a girl was acting really goofy (and overly dramatic) on my waxing table. As I positioned her leg in the air and removed one of the strips, she literally fell off the table and onto my feet and proceeded to stay there for a solid minute. 

 Unless you're Superman, let us remove that cape from your back. 

 Not only am I thankful to be back to work making people bald, I'm grateful that the threat of a toilet paper shortage seems to be over!

 The most important person we wax for is OURSELVES! Don't let this be you!

 It was a long year but I'm happy to say we are accepting credit cards again!

 We can help with the hairy arm situation!

 Don't let this be you! Come see the wax specialists at one of the Mark & M.E. salons today!

 Someone messaged me and said I can't go out of town or it will be Machete March cutting through the vines until I return! Don't tell me that Brazilians aren't essential!!

 Just a friendly reminder NOT to wear skinny jeans the day of your Brazilian Wax appointment. Tight clothing can irritate the skin, as well as other things....

 It's time to call! Mark & M.E. 585-473-7360 or Wax It All 585-348-9355

 Today's helpful wax tip: If your toilet paper is sticking to your bare skin, it could mean that your skin is dry and would benefit from the use of a little coconut oil on that area. We have small bottles of organic coconut oil at both locations if you need some.

Not a good idea, but if you know someone with hairy ears, we can help!

 

 Spring is in the air.

Time to get rid of that hair!

 

Not sure what this caption should say. If you get a Brazilian you can wear a thong and not worry about getting hair in your donut?

 How easy will it be for your leprechaun to find your pot of gold? If the answer is a mystery, both salons are open from 10-6 today!

 Need us to dye any of your hair green for tomorrow?

 It's easier to clean certain parts if you get rid of the hair. Don't you agree?

 3 days of sun, a crazy busy week at the salon as well as the time change today is a definite sign that spring is almost here! Happy Sunday everyone!

 You think this is a joke right? Not exactly. You'd be surprised how long some people's hair can get!

 Don't let this be you. Spring is right around the corner and it's the perfect time to get your legs waxed!

 The early bird gets the worm is such a cute little saying and it happens to be very important if you're a client of Mark & M.E. or Wax It All. Two of our staff members are off this week and space is extremely limited, so if you want someone to nibble on your worm, call today. 

WAX IT ALL ~  Loving my new license plate so much that I decided to frame it instead!

 A woman told me she "legit" had more room in her pants after I finished giving her a Brazilian!

 True story: A woman felt so sexy after she got her first Brazilian Wax that she said she not only had to wear panty liners, but she had to change them several times a day. 

Now that we live in a masked society, it's more important than ever to keep your brows in good shape!

 

 

Spring is just around the corner so stop hibernating and get your chipped piggies, dry face, split ends and hairy parts back into the salon where they belong!

 Fee Fi Fo Fum

It's super fun to wax your bum!

sincerely, your wax specialists at the Mark & M.E. Salon

 It may make you giggle, but vajacials are a really popular service at both Mark & M.E. and Wax It All.

 Since our lives are still not back to normal, self care is vitally important to your physical and mental health. See ya at the salon....