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 A woman told me she decided to get Brazilian Waxes because she was tired of her skin feeling like sand paper after she shaved. Sand paper belongs on art projects, not private areas. 

 A man watched his girl get a Brazilian and decided he wanted one too. After the first rip, he started yelling.  He begged her to come hold his hand, but she was busy cleaning up. She told him to wait until she got dressed.  He told her that I already saw her stuff so there was no reason she couldn't hold his hand with no underwear on. She threw her undies on quickly and moved to stand next to the table. He hung onto her like his life depended on it! Men can be such babies. 😂

 A man came in to watch his girlfriend get a Brazilian. As I was finishing her, he decided he wanted one too.  Amidst his yelling and squirming, he asked me if I noticed he only had one ball. I told him that I didn't notice because my primary focus is to get rid of the hair and nothing else. However,  I had to know what happened. Apparently, he was pulling a gun out of his pocket and shot his testicle. I commented that it must have hurt really badly and he said it did. Then I teased him about whining about a wax. Not for nothing, I'd rather get a Brazilian then get my testicle shot off!

 A woman told me she felt like she could fly after I finished waxing her. That's how getting a 

Brazilian Wax makes you feel! You should really try it sometime.

 Does the hair on your feet make them sweat more or get tangled in your flip flips? You'd be amazed how popular it is to get your piggies waxed! Come see the wax specialists at the Mark & M.E. or Wax It All Salon today!

 When I googled my blog (hose down your hoo-ha), this is what came up!

Someone warned me that is has been so long since she has gotten a wax that her v-j-jay looks like a poodle with legs!

 

 Glad I wear a padded bra because I was kneed pretty hard yesterday while I was waxing a beaver. 

 

If you're tired of peering through an overgrown bush, now is a great time to come see the wax experts at the Mark & M.E. and Wax It All Salon. 

 Although Rochester is going to see some snow tomorrow, you can still wax your kitty - just put a warm coat on it!

 

Even if you don't date, most women get waxed for the most important person: themselves.

 If you want a pretty bikini line this summer, the time to start waxing is NOW! It usually takes a few waxes before you notice how much finer and thinner the hair comes back. 

 Let me introduce myself. My name is Mary Elizabeth. My nickname is M.E. which I am totally fine with since our salon name is Mark & M.E. The funny thing is that several people called me Mary Ellen this week and it kind of confused me... I know I can be forgetful and I really like my red wine, but did I forget what the E stood for?

 Today's wax tip: If you want to minimize redness and reduce your risk of getting irritated after you get a Brazilian Wax, it's best to avoid strenuous exercise that day. Tight clothing and sweat can aggravate freshly waxed skin.

Today's wax tip: Using lotion to nourish your skin or to protect it from the sun is great, but most lotions should not be put on the bikini area because they can clog your pores causing ingrown hairs and irritation. 

 Today's helpful wax tip: Since your skin is composed mainly of water, being dehydrated will not only make the waxing experience more painful but your skin will most like get irritated and remain red a lot longer. 

 A woman told her friend she HAD to come see me for a Brazilian Wax because when I finish,  it feels like a dolphin. 

 Today's beauty tip: If you wear a lot of clothes to bed and get sweaty during the night, you may be more prone to break outs and irritation. Trying sleeping sans panties and see how much better your skin feels. 

 Today's beauty tip: If you suffer with chafing in the areas where the 'sun don't shine' use a little coconut oil every night on those areas before bed. You can also put oil on those parts right after your shower while your pores are open. 

 

Today's helpful beauty tip: No more powder please! It clogs your pores and can cause PH imbalances as well as infections in your nether regions. 

 Thank Goodness we are in 2021 now and can get waxed again!

 Waxed legs look good at every age!

 

Spring is here and it's time to spoil yourself at the salon!

 

The team at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All worked very hard the past 2 weeks getting everybody ready for Easter. We hope you all had an amazing day!

 'Twas the day before Easter

A time for bunnies to prepare

By removing the grass 

With hot wax if you dare.

Everyone knows how grass can get in the way

Of the goodies that we like to have on display.

Excess grass makes such a mess

It's hard to find the goodies in the overgrown nest.

So here is your chance to make the easter bunny beg

By removing the grass so he can find the golden egg. 

 

Sometimes this is the exact view we get when we give someone a Brazilian - a foot to the face!

 

Yea, that's about how loud someone screamed in my ear during a wax this week.