Sadly, not everyone has pristine hygiene. It's part of the job we have to deal with, so all of the

 Brazilian Wax technicians at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All can relate to this cartoon. 

 Sounds about right... I made the conscious decision nearly 30 years ago to make the Brazilian Waxing Service at Mark & M.E. fun and efficient. I also wanted to have a no-nonsense approach so that my clients always felt comfortable with me working on their most private areas. This conversation is pretty typical, which is why I had to share it with you today!

 I love to hear stories about how one spouse pays close attention to their significant other. For example, a husband asked his wife if she lost my phone number. 😂 Mark & M.E. Salon 585-473-7360

 Many clients feel goofy leaving their socks on during a Brazilian Wax since they don't have pants on. We don't care one way or the other...except when they're filthy or smell really bad. 

 One of my clients had a dream that Lil Nas X was at Mark & M.E. and I was having him give her a Brazilian Wax. Even though I've never heard of him, he looks like fun!

 The discussions in the wax room can be pretty funny. Like today when a client said she wants her boyfriend to get waxed. She told him that she is too grown to be licking hair!😂

I've had countless clients over the years tell me they wish they were a fly on the wall for a day to hear the crazy stories that are talked about in the wax room. That's part of the reason I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy and why I keep a daily blog called Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha. The stories are real and can range from disgusting to outrageous. Believe me,  I'm not clever enough to make this stuff up!

 The look on our client's faces when they hop off the table after getting a Brazilian and check out their parts in our mirror!

This still happens! This is your friendly reminder that we need at least 2 weeks growth after your last shave or trim in order to give you a Brazilian Wax. 

 

 Don't worry about the positions we put you in during your first Brazilian Wax with us. We promise to make it as comfortable and easy going as possible!

A woman took the day off to run a few errands. One of her stops was to get a Brazilian Wax with me. Her husband told her to enjoy all her leisurely errands. She laughed and said, "Why don't you come with me? There is nothing leisurely about getting a Brazilian!"

I have a client who has suffered with personal PH problems (B.V.) for quite some time and this soap has really helped her. She told me she hasn't had a bacterial infection since she started using it.  She also admitted that for the past several years, she has been struggling with a secondary problem. She has severely unpleasant underarm odor. Even after a shower, she complained of not feeling or smelling clean. She started using the Nookie Cookie under her arms in the shower and the smell is gone!!! I never thought about using it anywhere but the bikini area, but it makes sense that if it can neutralize the PH of your lady parts, it could work under your arms as well. Now this client buys several bars of soap every time she comes in and gives them to her family and friends. We wanted to thank her for sharing her discovery of another benefit of the Nookie Cookie. It's available at both locations if you want to try it out.

 I've been doing Brazilians nearly 30 years and there is a certain part of the female anatomy that rarely has hair on it. The other day a woman was paranoid that I was going to wax off her "pearl." I assured her that not only was it impossible to wax off an entire body part, she didn't have any hair on it. I had to keep telling her that there was no reason to worry. To be honest, I wanted to tell her that the next time she came for a Brazilian she should wait until AFTER her wax to smoke her blunt.😱

Another day in my Brazilian Wax room:

 A song entitled 'Thank You' by Dido was playing while I was waxing a girl. There's a part when the singer says "It's Not So Bad."  I sang this to my client while it was playing. Her response,"Oh yes it is!"

 HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM OUR GANG AT MARK & M.E. AND WAX IT ALL TO YOURS! 

Don't be grumpy because it isn't sunny and warm out today.  It's the holiday weekend! Have fun and take extra time enjoying your wax!

 Please remember that hair is flammable so if you haven't gotten waxed, both Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are open from 8-3 today!

 A woman walked in the room to get a Brazilian Wax and told me she brought me Chewbacca. She wasn't kidding.

Client: "Last time I came in I waited a really long time between Brazilians and you said you were going to put my hair in a pony tail so I came in after a month so you couldn't say that again."

Yep, that sounds like something I would say!😂

I started my blog over 10 years ago because something funny happens every day in the wax room. Yesterday a client sat up to look at her bareness and yelled "She's so cute! I'm going to show the world!!"