A man told me he was with a woman who left a triangle of hair down there. I told him we call it a Martini Glass. He said, "I bet you don't like dirty martinis😂!"

 

We are taming the lions at the Mark & M.E. Salon!!!

 

Pretty good advice from your favorite Brazilian Wax Tech!

 

We make people very happy when we get them in at the last minute for a Brazilian Wax.

 

I AM NOT ONLY THE QUEEN OF THE BRAZILIAN WAX; I AM THE QUEEN OF MULTITASKING!

 

As a licensed cosmetologist since 1992, there are quite a few terms that I have to think twice about spelling. That's why I like to focus on Hoo-Ha's - it's an easy one to spell. 

 

I also spend all day, every day between men's and women's legs so....I drink copious amounts of wine. 

 

As a Queen-Ager myself, I love making other Senior Women feel like Queen-Agers too!

 

 I agree, waxers have the best relationships with their clients. 

 

May all your parts sparkle today! and you know what I mean.....

Happy 4th my friends!

 

At least it's a smooth balloon and not something hairy!

 

Hell yea! Waxing is the best!!!

 

If you don't want to ignite your hair on fire this 4th of July, schedule your Brazilian Wax today!

 

which is more comfortable when you've had a brazilian wax....

 

Just a head's up in case you need a wax around the holiday!

 

In case you want to read some hilarious stories about waxing Hoo-Ha's and Hoo-Hang's for a living, check out The Happy Hoo-Ha on Amazon.

 

 A friend updated my author website so I thought I'd add a pic from the past and share the link..... check it out! 9 books and counting!!!  www.menesser.com

Please clean between your creases the way you clean between your teeth. Thank you!

 

 But at least I know that both the chicken and I am bald.....

Or sometimes before the 3rd visit!!!! A lot is shared when you give a woman a Brazilian Wax. 

 

This is from 2017 but it shows that I am friendly with all size kitties!

 

 I have to be confident to have a blog called Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha!😂

And all I noticed is that there wasn't any hair on the carrot......

 

This would be very uncomfortable hair. Just saying......

 

 We may not be able to wax a Hoo-Ha remotely, but we finally are accepting appointments online! Schedule your party today!

New website is kind of sexy.....

 

This is the TRUTH!

 

I feel like a grown up this morning because I sent out my first ever newsletter for the salons! It went to our client's emails and I'll be interested to get your feedback😁

 

We have a really cool new website, although the online booking hasn't been perfected yet. But, give me a break....I wax Hoo-Ha's for a living; I'm not computer savvy. 

Thanks for your patience!

 

How do I know I have job security? AI can't wax a Hoo-Ha!

 

I saw this statue and it reminded me of all the salons who have their Brazilian clients get on their hands and knees when waxing between the cheeks. That is not how we do it. It's easier, more efficient and less awkward when the client is on their side. Even this guy looks uncomfortable. Making the client feel at ease is one of our number one priorities.

 

Nope, people aren't posting pics when we wax their booties!

 

And my vision to make your Hoo-Ha Hairless and Happy!

 

We couldn't have picked a more interesting career. 

Thank you for choosing us to be your estheticians!

 

 First thing I noticed? No HAIR!

I hope you always feel amazing when you leave our salon!

 

Home waxing kits for Brazilian Waxes are NEVER a good idea!

 

So do facials.....

 

You must appreciate a pickle that doesn't have hair on it - at least we do!

Happy Hump Day!

 

We love the relationships that we have established with our clients and are grateful for each and every one of them!

Thank you!

The Mark & M.E. & Wax It All Team!

 

Cheers to Beavers!

Have a happy Sunday!

 

 

These are lash extensions! 

 Nope, not lash extensions. This is what a keratin lash lift and tint can look like!

If you're feeling old, book yourself an anti-aging facial. You'll be amazed at how much younger you will look and feel when your skin is properly taken care of. 

 

Is it safe to wax while you're pregnant? Yes. We have waxed many woman past their 40 week due date. You just need to let us know if you are unable to lie flat on your back, if you have developed any veins during the pregnancy and don't forget to be as hydrated as possible. 

 

Combat ashy skin with the safest oil for your most intimate parts! 

 

When you come to the salon for your Brazilian Wax, please make sure you deposit your coochie corks in the trash bin and NOT in our toilets! Thank you!

 

Funny story time: I was giving a man a Brazilian Wax and when I lifted his leg to wax his undercarriage, he squealed, rolled into a fetal position and said, "I didn't know I had so many nerve endings down there!"

Happy Sunday everyone!

 

 I thought about getting shirts like this made, but getting a Brazilian Wax with us isn't hard so I didn't bother. 

 Our staff has a new name they want to go by - wax slayers!