There is always a slight possibility of passing out.

So don't forget to breathe.

There is an old song that I think Tom Jones sang and it starts out with the phrase "pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you..."

A young girl walks into the room to get waxed and as she starts to undress, that song begins to play. She starts laughing hysterically and commented that it was quite an appropriate song to be playing while she got her pussy waxed.

Did you ever see the movie "Home Alone" when the kid puts the after shave on his face and screams because it burns? That's what happens when you don't pay attention and use the hand sanitizer that I leave on the clean up station on your cootch instead of your hands.

If my man couldn't get it up even with the little blue pill......I'd get a new man.

A client told me "you better not put anything about my fat ass in your blog!"

Whoops. I just did.

If you want to be part of the "clean cootchie club" you need to get it done every 4-6 weeks.

Had a woman in today who wanted to stretch it out closer to her vacation.

Ten weeks is too long.

I only do Brazilians on women. Men can have some dense hair that is a bitch to pull out. Besides, the scrotum is too thin and it tends to tear. Enough said.