In the 1970's a pretty racy book that included illustrations was written called the "Joy of Sex." Back then, pubic grooming wasn't common. It was a more natural era.

A girl came into the room and before she even undressed, she said it had been a couple months since she had been in and she apologized for her Joy of Sex.

Don't ever feel weird or embarrassed about getting undressed in front of me. I've seen it all. For example, now that I have become so busy, I have more ladies who are obese. It's a lot easier for me to get to their parts and I am glad to give them that same sexy feeling between their legs that we all love.

There have been a few instances, however, where I haven't been able to get to a woman's hoo-ha due to her size. About a month ago, I had a woman bring her sister in the room with her for moral support. Fortunately, her sister was able to hold her thighs apart for me so I could wax her thoroughly, because there was no way I was going to be able to do it without some help. I couldn't have done it without her and, happy to say, the woman left with a beautifully bald beave.

It's all about a happy ending.

Brazilians make you feel cleaner and that's important, especially if you have an active sex life.

One of my clients told me she doesn't like to have dirty sex. Some kind of clean up should follow each round. No leftovers. Agreed.

Twat is fun to say.

Getting a Brazilian can make things much more comfortable between your legs. A long distance runner is so happy that she found me that she told one of her running buddies that she has to go to Brazil.

There are certain parts that don't hurt quite as much.

Loved it when a girl told me she "wished it all felt like the ass."

I am usually fairly polite when asking to wax your backside. But sometimes when I am busy, I become much more casual in my demeanor. So when I asked a girl to "give me your ass" and she says "what does that mean.....exactly?" I realize I should remain polite and be more descriptive when asking a woman to roll on her side so I can put hot wax between her butt cheeks.