Hard to have fun on a slip-n-slide when it's dry and prickly.

When a husband tells his wife that he needs a weed whacker to get through her forest, then you know it is time for her to come see me. But when he continues the conversation by asking her if she needs him to call a landscaper, he needs to be slapped.

A woman was worried that I was going to wax her hemorrhoids. Trust me, darling, I don't want anything to do with those bad boys.

I admit that the wax scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" was absolutely hysterical. In fact, Mark & I were consuming a pitcher of Cosmos while watching it which made it even twice as funny. During my career as a wax technician, I have had clients act just as crazy on the table and there have been times when I wished that the clients were being filmed. I just wanted everyone to know that we are pretty tired of the Kelly Clarkson expression, however. That is just so old school.

Now we scream Adam Lambert.

I believe in the power of the pussy!

Some men scurry from things that are furry.

A married mother of three came in this week to get ripped. She had some pretty long hair and was in dire need of my services. She was excited to tell me something her husband had said to her. He told her that he was glad she was getting waxed because she was so beautiful down there that she could be a porn star. That's my kind of admiration.