Just call me Queen of the Jungle.

A girl told me she has been telling all of her friends how much better it is to wax and what a great job I do. That really means a lot to me and I can't thank everyone enough for the referrals. After I finished waxing her, I thanked her for telling people about me and told her to remember to "spread the word, not your legs." Then I thought about what I said and what I just did to her so I had to amend my statement. "OK, maybe spread your legs too."

I love it when I end up on other people's Facebook pages. A newbie wrote that she went to Mark & M.E. and got a Brazilian for the first time. She said it was the most amazing thing and she was so excited because I even did her ass crack! Now she understands why one of our motto's is that "no one leaves Mark & M.E. with a hairy ass."

I've written in the past about the women who let themselves get really hairy so they won't have sex. Everybody seems to have their own expression when they are referring to their intentional hair growth. A girl informed me that she skipped a month from waxing because she needed a man shield. All I can say is if I was a guy, the shield would have worked.

If your dude has the nerve to call you a Sasquatch, I say we put a little hot wax on his member and see how well he tolerates it. He may prefer you bald, but he better be nice about it.

Although I am able to wax a woman in less than 10 minutes, I rarely feel like I am rushing. After all these years, I am just incredibly efficient. Besides, it is a very sensitive area and I would never want to jeopardize pissing it off any more than I have too. But there are times when I get really busy and there will be two or three women in my waiting area. There was a point on Saturday that I got really busy and when I walked out of one of the treatment rooms, a client told me she was next on my pussy assembly line.

When a woman is used to getting waxed every four weeks, and extra week or two can be very annoying to her. One of my girl's told me to be careful because there was an animal back there, but not to worry, because at least it wouldn't growl at me. Believe me, I am so done with noises that come from back there.