I'm sorry I don't have handles on my beds for you to hang onto. I have women who try to hang on to me, but if I can't use both arms to pull, your Brazilian experience is going to be a lot more painful. If you are the type of person that needs to hang onto something, bring a friend or a stuffed animal. You could also bring a dildo. That would be a great motivator to get you through the service.

There were a lot of women looking for Jesus in my wax rooms last week.
~your spiritual Brazilian leader~

I had a woman use baby wipes on her feet before she hopped up on the table to help with her foot odor. Not a bad idea.
~hints of ways to love your Brazilian friend~

I had a young girl come in for her second Brazilian who told me that when she left Mark & M.E. last time, she had very mean thoughts about me. But she came back. They usually do.

I had to remind another person that the decision to remove the rectal hair is not a subject that is open for discussion. It just happens.
~your Brazilian Dominatrix~

One of my older clients told me that her husband offered to use conditioner on her bush because it had been so long since she had been in to see me.
~your Brazilian hairdresser~

A girl needed a Brazilian but waited longer than usual so she'd be bald for Valentine's Day. Her boyfriend was talking dirty to her and asked her if she was getting wet. She said she wasn't because it was all getting absorbed in her hair.
~Brazilian Bedtime Talk~