You really think I don't know you are swearing even if it isn't in English?
~your multi-cultural Brazilian Wax Tech~

Whether or not you are a mom, if you have a vagina, you were born with the possibility of having a child. Therefore, even if you haven't succumb to a Brazilian Wax, today is the perfect day to celebrate that incredible organ between your legs.

Tell him you want his mouth for mother's day, even if you aren't a mother.
~your Brazilian Dear Abby~

Women can be very demonstrative during their Brazilian Wax. When they move around a lot, it can get messy. Women love to thrash their arms and legs around while I am trying to work on their lady parts. Recently, a girl looked at her friend getting the wax and said "how the hell did you get wax on your ankle?"

"OOH my underwear feels so different!" The kind of thing I hear at work.
~another benefit of a Brazilian Wax~

Rectal bleaching is more popular than you think. I had a client who used her facial bleach product on her anus. Nothing happened.
~your Brazilian Informant~

When you hear about rectal bleaching, it refers to the skin, not the hair.
~you Brazilian educator~