A woman had bronchitis and couldn't stop coughing during her Brazilian. I told her I'd try to get her off as quickly as possible. I meant off the table.

When I started waxing in the 90's, I would wax women completely bald but not know what to call it. We didn't have a name for it. Now a Brazilian Bikini Wax is a household term. That makes me happy.

We are a family salon, and it is important to us that our clients feel like part of our large & wonderfully diverse clan. So when a mom and her 2 daughters get Brazilians together and all hang out in the room naked from the waist down after I finish, I was reassured that they felt like they were home.

A college girl told me I didn't look big or strong enough to do Brazilians for a living. Looks can be deceiving girlfriend.

If keeping your sunglasses on helps, go for it.
~your Brazilian sunshine companion~

Don't touch it, don't sit up and don't try to help.
Thank you.
~your Brazilian drill sergeant~

A woman told me she needed anesthesia. Give me a break.
~your Brazilian Surgeon~