I remember women by different things. For example, a girl came in yesterday that reminded me she was the one who's calves sweat. I remembered.

A clitoris the size and shape of a quarter. Couldn't believe it. Another first. ~your Brazilian informant~

The whole naked and pain thing really freaks some girls out. A girl, who was obviously anxious about getting waxed, asked me if doing Brazilians was just clinical to me. I said yes, but more than anything, I think they are fun.

While a new girl was waiting for the restroom, she had her legs crossed and was rocking back and forth. She proceeded to tell me that her pussy was already hurting. ~silly Brazilian virgin~

There is a reason we ask you to use the restroom before your Brazilian.

A woman walked in the room and warned me that she was sporting a Fro-Gina. ~your Brazilian Soul Train specialist~

Brazilian waxes have increased among women who are reading "Fifty Shades of Grey."