A little bit of tinsel on the top of a tree can be pretty, but a lot of it is just plain messy.

I started this blog 977 days ago, because I have a lot of funny things to say about vagina's and I was hoping that some day I would get my manuscript published. Well, for all of my supporters out there, I am psyched to say that I finally did get it published and I hope all of you will go to the following link and get a copy. Let the hoo-ha reign! https://www.createspace.com/3999717

You can't have a Happy Hanukkah with a Hairy Hoo-Ha either, so get your Brazilian today!

There's three weeks until Christmas. Still don't know what to get your man? Give him a vacation to the sandy beaches of Brazil.

Camel toe is a bizarre expression. What makes it even more horrifying is when it's bumpy because it's covered in hair.

The other day I was hanging out with a friend and having a few cocktails. He told me that he was very thankful that I turned his wife onto Brazilian Waxing. As he was rubbing his cheeks with his hands, he repeatedly told me how much better it felt on his face.

Many women participated in the "No Shave November" because they didn't like their men with hair on their face. They retaliated by letting their hair grow as well, just not on their face. Well November is over, so get all your hairy bushes in to see me today! ~your Brazilian Bush Master~