Women can be weird about their vagina's. A client told me she has always kept hair covering it, because she thought is was ugly. ~beautifying the world, one Brazilian at a time~

A girl decided to get a Brazilian, because she said shaving was like four-wheeling with a Prius.

I just got an email from a girl reminding me that Thursday is Steak and BJ day. Are you giving your man the finest cut of tenderloin? ~your Brazilian Steakhouse Executive Chef~

Day 3 of the balls lady. As she was leaving the salon, I noticed that she was walking very slowly with her legs spread unusually far apart. I asked her why she was walking that way, because I couldn't imagine that she was in pain. Her skin looked fine after her Brazilian. She looked like a robot walking in slow motion down our hallway. It was actually pretty comical. She said that after what she went through, she thought that it was necessary to walk that way even if it didn't hurt anymore.

The woman who thought getting a Brazilian felt like getting kicked in the balls was nervous to turn on her side. When she lifted her cheek, she said that I better watch out, because she was planning to fart on me.

First time Brazilian clients are so funny. A woman screamed after I did a large rip across the front and asked me if that is how it feels when a man gets kicked in the balls.

I love comments from my clients. One girl wrote, "you can get a half-assed wax anywhere, but if you want a whole-ass wax, go to M.E."