I don't understand why people cop an attitude when they come in for a Brazilian. Don't they know how much power I have with that hot wax, Popsicle stick and their privates? A girl found us online and read the reviews and checked out our website. She walks into the salon and asks me, in a fairly rude manner, if I have any experience. I smiled and said that not only have I been waxing for 20 years, I also wrote a book about it. So, yea, I have a little experience.

Who needs shark week to live dangerously? Get a Brazilian!

It hurted. It hurted, said the new client. Yep, sometimes proper English goes out the window when you get a Brazilian.

Men try to be so strong when they get Brazilians, but you know they are dying when they grit their teeth and beg me to be done down there.

Apple peaches pumpkin pie. I got a Brazilian and now I can fly!

I had to drag two new clients in from the parking lot. They were so nervous about getting their Brazilians, they were just standing next to their car not making any effort to walk towards the entrance.

A girl stopped waxing because her man was being lazy and wasn't grooming his junk. One day, he sent her a picture of his bad penis. She called me right away.