When I researched the negative side effects of our Benjamin Buddies, the first thing I saw was that "your vagina gets so muscular that it chokes cocks to death." I think that could come in handy. ~Brazilian research continues...~

Now I'm thinking I may have to get me some of those Ben Wa Bad Boys. ~expanding my Brazilian Horizon~

So what happens when you're walking through Wegmans and your Ben Wa Balls start to fall out? Do you nonchalantly try to shove them back in or just pray they don't fall out off your panties onto the floor? ~Brazilian Dilemma~

I did not realize that some of my clients wear Ben Wa balls in their vagina all day long to strengthen the muscles between their legs. A woman was worried about keeping the balls in her vagina during her Brazilian, because she was afraid they would shoot out and break one of my windows when she flinched.

A young hoo-ha may look prettier, but an older hoo-ha has the power.

It is becoming more popular for men to get between their cheeks waxed. We weren't sure what to call it on the price list. But, the more I think about it, the more I like Crack to Sack.

If we were built like baboons, then we wouldn't need to wax our asses.