I had a girl tell me that "sex sucks when you shave." I think she would be a good spokesperson for Brazilians and Mark & ME.

It only takes five To know you're alive. One little rip And your lady parts will thrive!

I posted some close up's of my face to demonstrate the changes in my skin since I started using a product called Nerium. My Facebook page lost a few "likes" as a result. I think I better stick to chatting about hairy v-j-jays and smelly snatches.

The definition of considerate is being thoughtful of others. I had a client perform a very considerate act while I was giving her a Brazilian. She jumped off the table in the middle of the service, walked to the far corner of the room, and passed gas politely.

I'd make a fortune in Vegas. Not gambling. Just waxing. If the women aren't naked, they might as well be!

What I liked most about Tosh's performance was that he talked about subjects that most people find taboo and found humor in them. I feel the same way when I write my blog or think about the contents of The Happy Hoo-Ha. Millions of women get Brazilians, but there are just as many people who are embarrassed to talk about them. And I know there are countless people who are offended that I share my stories about my career publicly. But I truly believe that finding the humor in a bizarre service like a Brazilian Wax not only takes some of the fear out of the experience, but can make it a lot fun. So on this beautiful Superbowl Sunday, let's say cheers to finding more humor in our lives and not giving a shit if people like it or not.

Last night I saw the comedienne Tosh in Vegas. He talked about "stanky snatches" and, for some reason, I felt right at home.