A woman asked my daughter if it was awkward having a mom that did Brazilians for a living. Kaylah said, "No, not really. In fact, she waxes me."

The cool thing about a book signing is now there are people from places like New Mexico, Arkansas, and Wisconsin who are learning about The Happy Hoo-Ha!

I met an old guy named Bob at a coffee shop who asked me what I wrote a book about. I told him it was a book about Brazilian Bikini Waxing. He told me he likes to take pictures of Brazilian Women in thongs. Friends for life.

Earlier in the year, my sister and I saw a fin in the ocean while we were kayaking, so we chased it. The other day, my girlfriend told me that doing Brazilians for a living was a perfect job for me, because I am the kind of person that likes to chase fins.

In the movie Borat, someone tells Borat that he should buy a Corvette because it is a pussy magnet. It is a really funny scene, because he is completely intrigued by the notion of acquiring this so-called pussy magnet. What made me really laugh is that I have a Corvette and I attract pussies. ~Your Brazilian Magnet~

It is always funny when I see clients out socially. You never know what they will refer to me as to their friends. Last night I was called The Vagina Lady.

I owned a fur coat for over 20 years that I never wore, because it made me uncomfortable knowing how many animals were killed to make the coat. I finally got rid of it, because I could not even stand having it hang in my closet. It is ironic how anti-fur I was even before I started doing Brazilians for a living.