Friday, March 14, 2014

A new Brazilian client said a baby swear word and, after a few minutes, said a medium swear word. I started laughing and told her that neither of those words were the most common said in my wax room. When I lifted her leg and waxed her whole lip in one shot, she did not disappoint me. She said the big swear word with a great deal of force and animation.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

I may not have gotten home until the middle of the night, but I refuse to let the snow keep me from the service of the snatch. ~Your Brazilian Warrior~

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Mark & Me has been looking for a licensed cosmetologist for over a month to join our team. We have only had one person apply and it was not the right fit. If we cannot find help, I am just going to have to train Mark to help me out. He does a mean Brazilian on me, and I know he could make you laugh as much as I do.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

I am excited to share that I sent my manuscript to Amazon yesterday to begin the editing process of my second book. It is called The Happy Hen House and I hope to have it published by Summer. Believe it or not, I had enough stories to create an even longer book about my life in the Big, Bad Bush.

Monday, March 10, 2014

I will never understand why a husband would not want to come into the room with his wife while she gets a Brazilian. It isn't as if he hasn't ever seen it before.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

You're never too old to get a Brazilian.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

One of my client's was so excited about getting a Brazilian that she was hoping it would lead to lamp-breaking sex.