When someone emails me for a date to remove a furry animal, how can I say no? ~your Brazilian exterminator~

When I was waxing a soccer player who started pushing her leg against my back, I confess that I was close to being flattened on the table.

Snap, crackle, holy crap, I popped your Brazilian Cherry!

Getting waxed "between the cheeks" is vital to good genital grooming. And if we refer to that area on men as crack to sac, it only makes sense that we refer to that area on women as crack to crack.

I love to hear that people Facebook stalk me. It means that my crazy ramblings about the life of a Brazilian Wax Queen are as amusing to others as they are to me.

Getting a Brazilian can affect a man like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit.

If Mark had not put a diamond ring in a glass of champagne 28 years ago today, there would be no Mark & ME and I highly doubt I would have discovered the wonders of the Brazilian Bikini Wax.