Sunday, September 7, 2014

It's often harder to get their attention during football season, so now may be the perfect time to start getting waxed.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

It seems like a lifetime ago that I was teaching first graders. And now I make women look like them. Funny.
~Brazilian Career Change~

Friday, September 5, 2014

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ripping off hair
Is what I love to do

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Some Brazilians are like running a 5K, pretty easy and fast.  Some are like a 10K, a little more complicated but doable. And some are like running a freaking marathon for the entire 26.2 long and agonizing miles.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Thanks to Brother Wease, I may be forever known as "The Vagina Lady." #thehappyhooha #thehappyhenhouse

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Chia pet, dead rat, caterpillar...any comparison to an animal is not a good thing.
~Brazilians Rock!~

Monday, September 1, 2014

I had my first baby on labor day weekend. And since I have spent my career dedicated to where babies comes from, I'd like everyone to spend a moment and pay homage to the vagina.