If you vowed to lose weight for your New Year's Resolution, maybe you should start by waxing it all.  It's the fastest way to lose a few.

Leaving this wildlife today to get back to the Brazilian wildlife. And I'm ok with it.

I wonder how the nuns from my catechism classes would feel about this whole Brazilian thing?

Cunnilingus has to be one of the strangest words in the English language.

Let's keep it clean in twenty fifteen.
~Brazilian Words of Wisdom~

It's a New Year. How about a new look? A landing strip perhaps? You know, in case he needs helping figuring out where to land.
~Brazilian Suggestions~

The word happy is the most important part of the New Year phrase.