A woman in her 80's asked me if I read 50 Shades? I admitted that I did.  She said she read the 1st and 3rd book and thought it was a very good love story. Yea, that's what I got out of it.

It may be cold out, but certain hair does not keep you warm.
~Brazilians for life~

A girl told me she had a hairy German ass.  I told her no Weiner schnitzel would want to get near her until I finished.

A client told me I was good at general conversation. I told her I was good at genital conversation.
~Brazilian Linguist~

#Brazilians make you #happy.

#Brazilians are #empowering.

#Brazilians breed #confidence.