Saturday, March 7, 2015

I was reading a romance novel last night, and the woman was asked to have "every single genital follicle waxed off." That's a creative way to say she got a Brazilian.

Friday, March 6, 2015

Woke up this morning and realized that I won't be touching anyone's vagina for twelve days. It's a weird sensation.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

If you add up all of the minutes each month that you spend shaving your bikini, think about how much more time and how much less aggravation you would have with a simple 10 minute Brazilian!

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

The skinny martini seems to be a popular look these days. We all realize there are no calories in sex, right?

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Roses are red
Lemonade can be pink
Brazilians aren't as scary
As you might think

Monday, March 2, 2015

March into #marknme and get your personalized martini glass with that oh so smooth stem.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

I love when men giggle during a wax.