A woman tried to convince her friend to get a Brazilian. The friend said that only Jesus and her husband see that area. I was named after Jesus's mommy.  Does that count?

It's lilac time in #ROC and I'm doing my best to make all the ladies smell as pretty as lilacs.

I just read that today is National Fibromyalgia Day. As a fibro sufferer since age 13, I've learned that no matter what my body feels like in the morning, my mind wakes up happy. It has been one of my best ways of coping with this obscure disease. Focus on the good things in life, not the pain. You may be surprised how much better you feel.  I guess that's one of the reasons I write happy books! #thehappyhooha  #thehappyhenhouse

You're never too old to get a Brazilian bikini wax.  So far, my oldest client is 75 years old.  Looking for an 80 year old to take the plunge!

Since Brazilian Bikini Waxing leads to more intimate encounters, I wonder how many of my clients became moms after a visit at Mark & M.E.?

A woman was screaming so loud during her Brazilian that my staff could hear her on the first floor. I tried everything I could to calm her down and distract her, but she was too preoccupied with yelling to even take notice of me. As I left the room, my next client was waiting for me. She looked at me and said, "I think she needs some numbing cream!"

Everyday I learn something in the wax room.  A woman asked me if it was my drop top out front. At first,  I wasn't sure what she was referring to, but I figured it out! Yep, it's mine.