Thursday, May 21, 2015

I have been to physical therapy for my neck, knees, back, wrists, but yesterday I learned that you can get physical therapy on your hoo-ha. For all of you menopausal women out there who are experiencing changes in your lady parts that are pissing you off, you can go to p.t. for your puss and I heard it really helps. I love learning new things and sharing what I learn.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Have no fear, I may be a whole decade older, but I'm ready to rip it like a teenager. Bushes beware!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

I wonder how many hoo-ha's I'll make happy in my 5th decade?

Monday, May 18, 2015

Last day in my 4th decade and I realized that I have touched a lot of hoo-ha's during that time.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Facebook used to be a great place to showcase my daily blog, hosedownyourhooha. In the past, I would have over a thousand views each day and dozens of likes and shares. Now, our #marknme page is lucky if it gets 100 views. Facebook expects businesses to pay for the exposure which is a bummer. Anyone else with a business page feeling my frustration?

Saturday, May 16, 2015

A client tried to blow dry our numbing cream between her legs before her wax.  It didn't go well.  Her skin was on fire.  Please don't try to heat such a sensitive area covered in prescription grade Lidocaine unless you have the need to punish yourself for an unforgivable deed.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Men often add so much clever commentary on this whole waxing thing. For example, one man refers to the wax as a pussicure.  You know, manicure, pedicure, pussicure!   Gotta love it!!