If the C.C.C. club doesn't sound right, how about celebrating that you have an H.H.H.?
 A happy hoo-ha!

On hot days like today, aren't you glad you're part of the C.C.C.? (clean cootchy club!)

As we get older, we tend to get hair in random places on our body that can be a real nuisance to get to, like our nostrils, ears or under our chins, for example. Hair on other parts of the body tend to become more sparse with age.  I had a woman tell me that since she started getting waxed by me she was now sporting an "old lady box."

After 20 years and nearly 20 clients a day, there is no reason for you to be uncomfortable removing your undergarments in front of me.  I have seen every size, shape and color lady parts on the planet. Whatever you're sporting down below cannot surprise me or scare me.  Rest assured, my only agenda is to make you soft as a baby's bottom in a safe and comical environment.
Cheers to A Happy Hoo-Ha!

Are we having a Soul Train Revival in Rochester or what? It was quite a festive day at Mark & M.E. today.

Sometimes I come across a perfect Soul Train Retro-Sized Afro that can be the ultimate challenge in the wax room.  After completing a service on a client who fits this description to a tee, I rested my aching arms on the table, stared intently on the area in question and quietly said, "I found it." She nervously asked, "What'd you find?"  I replied, "Your vagina."

People often ask me what is the best way to prepare for a Brazilian. Doing aerobics with your anatomy in the shower would probably be my number one answer.