Informative if you enjoy getting waxed. Just wish I wrote it!

http://www.bustle.com/articles/180644-6-things-your-waxer-wants-you-to-know-because-its-always-best-to-be-prepared?

I just posted my 3rd blog on apromiseofpassion.com  I got an inspiration from something the characters said on American Pie. It's fun to reminisce about the good ole days...

Mark & M.E. had 2 babies 2 years in a row on Labor Day weekend. Although we feel blessed with the birth of all our children, I'm feeling a little phantom pain in the puss this morning.

Remember when I told you about the black woman who wanted her bikini area bleached so it was all one color and looked like a glazed donut? I forgot to tell you that part of the reason she wanted this done was because she saw that area on Rhianna and Rhianna's was the perfect color. I'm not sure how she saw Rhianna's bikini area so closely; I didn't ask. I did tell her that anyone that wealthy could have any body part manufactured to look any way she wanted.

A woman entered the wax room and told me she heard some upsetting news about me. I got nervous even though I had no idea what she was referring too.  She said she heard a rumor that I was retiring.  She reminded me that I was the only one who saw her vagina, except for her fiancé of course. She was freaking out, because she didn't think she could handle anyone else waxing her. I assured her that I wasn't ready to retire quite yet. There are still thousands of vaginas that need my love.

 I had another first happen that I had to share. I've had women ask me if Mark & M.E. offers rectal bleaching, and I have to admit that is one service I have no interest in performing. The other day, a young woman asked me if I did vaginal bleaching. She didn't like that her skin wasn't one consecutive color in her bikini area. I needed to remind her that she was a black woman and bleaching the skin would probably make it look even worse. She said she googled vaginal bleaching and they only showed pictures of white women's vaginas. Surprise? So she googled African American vaginal bleaching and came up with no results. She told me she wanted the area to look like a glazed donut with no chocolate filling. At this point, I was laughing so hard, I could barely do my job.

A girl walked into the waxing room and said she was terrified like it was her first time. I told her that it'd be easier since she used the numbing cream. She couldn't figure out how I knew she used the cream. I told her I could smell it. She was embarrassed that I could smell it through her clothing. I told her I was a hoo-ha hound dog.