My other blog can be found at www.apromiseofpassion.com  I just published the next installment. Please be advised that the content is...ADULT.

There are some dangers in our profession. For example, if you wonder why I use my body to hold your leg up during your Brazilian, it's because I'm tired of getting my glasses kicked off my face.

5.0 out of 5 starsHighly recommend

ByKaren M. Guerinoton August 9, 2016

Format: Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase

Loved it! M.E's. sense of humor is great! A FANTASTIC read! I highly recommend this book!

The most recent review of The Happy Hoo-Ha.  Made my night!

In April of 2010, I started writing a blog called Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha. Since then, I have blogged every day. (no o.c.d. here) Since most people prefer Facebook, I copy and paste my blog on my Facebook pages, which are the bizarre stories you read every day. This is my first one from way back when.

"So this is how this whole Brazilian thing works. A woman enters the room, gets naked from the waist down, hops up on a massage table and spreads her legs. I spread hot wax all over her genitalia and rip as fast and as furious as possible. This service almost always includes some squirming, yelling, obsenities and even some interesting name calling. The upside of the whole experience is that it is over in less than ten minutes and the client is left bald as a newborn."

This message still rings true today!

I'm sitting on the deck of a friend's house in Florida. There is water, palm trees, sunshine. It's breathtaking. Do I want a place here one day? Absolutely. Mark & I have worked very hard towards a certain tomorrow, but we will never forget to enjoy what we are doing today. No one knows what tomorrow will bring, so I will continue to enjoy our journey to the palm tees. Working with my husband and making women feel beautiful has made my journey so rewarding that I will be sad to see it end. I hope you all can find happiness in your career paths. If you aren't happy, don't be afraid to look outside the box, take a chance, and even make a change. Heck, my career lead me straight to that proverbial box. Don't settle. Life is too short. Enjoy the ride to the mountains, palm trees or simply your back yard. Happy Monday everyone!

Last night, Mark & M.E. participated in a fundraiser for Glycogen Storage Disease at the Hard Rock in Fort Lauderdale. It's a horrible disease but the research for a cure is promising due to events like this. Prayers to all of the children with GSD.

Stolen Cadillac Debacle Part 3: We now know the perps name. We received a very official document in the mail signed by a judge saying that the car thief cannot get anywhere near Mary Elizabeth Nesser's (the car is in my name even though it was my other half who left the keys in it) work, home, or school  Not sure what school they're referring to. Maybe The Happy Hoo-Ha School of rip, roaring fun? All I know is that he mustn't be in jail if there is a restraining order in effect. It makes me nervous to know that he was carrying a knife. My weapon of choice is a popsicle stick and some hot wax. If he shows up at work again, things could get sticky.