While I was waxing a Spanish woman, she yelled out the word "cono." I have heard women yell that before but I wasn't sure what it meant. She told me that it translates to the word vagina in English. How funny that she yelled out vagina while I was waxing that very part of her!

I have never minded waxing a woman during her cycle as long as she has a fresh tampon in. The other day, a woman told me that she had a bullet string down there. I never heard that expression, but it was a perfect description.

Women often whine that they have to wait to have sexy time after they get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. Using the No Trauma Momma will cut that time in half!

Mark and M.E. does more than wax. Here is some beautiful makeup on a beautiful girl!

When you spend your career trudging through the bush, you get some cranky parts. I've found that yoga is my new best friend. It makes me feel so much better that I can see myself waxing v-j-jays for years to come.

This little boy used to scream when he got his hair cut...until he met Mark. Meet Miles - our new VIP at Mark and M.E.  You don't get much more adorable than this little boy!

A woman told her two year old they were going to the salon to see Mary Elizabeth and the doggie. That's when the boy asked her, "Is that where you lay on the table and the lady changes your diaper?"