It's funny how some woman describe their pubic hair when they haven't been to see me in awhile. Like the woman who said she brought me 70's mange. Yes, the bush was very 70's but thank the Lord above, there was no creepy skin condition!

A woman wanted to get a Brazilian before she had her baby. She called the last week of May and we offered her an appointment on May 30th. She said the appointment had to be in June. She heard that waxing can cause women to go into labor and she really wanted a June baby. I waxed her on June 1st.

A woman told me she loved gardening, especially pulling weeds from the root. I told her that I didn't like to garden. She reminded me that I was like a gardener since I found so much enjoyment pulling hair from the roots. She had a very good point.

When my "Oh Sheila" girl from yesterday was leaving the salon, I started to sing, "Oh Sheila, let me love you til the morning comes!" And her response, "You're not the one I want loving me til the morning comes!" The laughter continues at the Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian!

A woman had to skip a month between Brazilians cuz she had 6,000 in cat bills. Trust me, she had a hairy kitty (don't ya just love the irony?) As we were marveling at all the hair on one of the strips, she said something about Sheila. I thought she referred to her mound by name. It has been a long time since I laughed that hard during a wax.

Sometimes I can hear the Karate Kid in my head when I'm waxing a client: wax on...wax off.

Save your vigorous run for the day after you get a Brazilian or you may feel some serious fire down below!