Friday, September 7, 2018

Want to be smooth as a rose petal?  Get a Brazilian Wax at Mark and M.E.!  If you're lucky, you'll find someone who will stop and smell the roses.

Thursday, September 6, 2018

As I was waxing a man's chest, I discovered that he had a tattoo hidden beneath all of his thick, dark hair. I told him that I didn't notice it until the hair was gone. He told me he had kind of forgotten about it, because he hadn't been able to see it for years! He can sure see it now!!

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

It's better to leave your bikini waxes in the hands of the professionals at Mark and M.E.  where we try to disprove the theory that beauty is pain.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

When a woman told her friend she was getting a Brazilian at our new salon, the friend commented that she hadn't been to Wax A Tail yet.  It's close to Wax It All and we do wax a lot of tails!

Monday, September 3, 2018

A man came in for a Brazilian and a back wax. It had been almost a year since I had seen him. Since we were waxing several parts on his body, he stripped down to his socks, which just happened to have jalapeƱos on them. As you can probably imagine, he was very red when the service was over. In fact, there was a certain part of him that matched his socks perfectly.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Sometimes men and women who come in for a Brazilian Wax  express a lot of anxiety because they  fear I will wax off something in their private area that they would hate to lose. Believe me, your precious jewels are safe from me. I just want the hair that they reside in. 

Saturday, September 1, 2018

The other day, a client asked me if I'm always in a good mood or if I was good at faking it? No, I don't fake it. I really am a happy lady. I think we have a choice every morning when we wake up whether we want to be happy or grumpy. I choose happy. That is why I drive a yellow car (which reminds me of sunshine which makes me smile!) and I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. Each book has the word happy in the title, which is not a coincidence. Have a happy day!