Santa will be here in 18 days.
Don't make him search through your overgrown maze.

what are you waiting for????

~mark and m.e.~

19 days 'til Xmas
And you know what I heard?
That you are as hairy
As Mark's little bird.

what are you waiting for?

20 days 'til Christmas
And you know what I see?
A really hairy beaver
Hiding behind the Xmas tree.

what are you waiting for?

Last week, a lady told me the only time she got sweaty palms is when she comes for a Brazilian. Fortunately, that was the only place she got sweaty!

A woman walks into Mark and M.E.  and says she needs water. We go into the kitchen and I pour her a glass. She opens up her bag and takes out a large bottle of Xanax. As I am giving her a Brazilian, her body visibly relaxes and I'm able to complete the service in ten minutes. When I finish, she told me that her Prozac/Xanax cocktail made the wax quite enjoyable. Think I need a stash for the ladies who fight me!

A woman hadn't been in since her birthday, which was during the summer. Her hair was so long, I couldn't see the skin beneath the hair. She commented that I could put twisties in her pubic hair because it was so long. She wasn't kidding.

"Thank you for calling Mark & M.E. This is M.E. How can I help you?" is the usual way I answer the phone at work. Yesterday, after I said all of that, the client asked "You the WIFE?" Yes, I guess I am.