One of my client's sent her friend in for a Brazilian. That night they saw each other. My client asked her if she felt aerodynamic now? She sure did!

A woman walked into the salon eager for her Brazilian Wax. She said "Freddy Krueger is not touching this" as she points to her v-j-jay." I'm not sure why you'd want Freddy to touch it, but I went with it!

Is your kitty going to have a happy hump day or is in in hiding?

Today was beautiful! The sun is shining and the temps are rising. Stop. Look down. Notice anything out of control? I believe it is time to spring clean more than your closet. It's time to Wax It All.

As I asked a woman to turn on her side so I could finish her wax, she told me that her friends couldn't believe she'd let someone look at her pusseeeeee! (yes, that is exactly how she said it)  She told her friends that I've probably seen 1,000 pusseeeee in my career so it's no big deal. I told her that I've actually seen over 50,000 pusseeee in my career.

After a small rip on the top of a girl's bikini line, she grabbed my forearms with both hands and exclaimed, "I remember you! You ask questions and when I answer, you rip off my hair.  And when you rip, you rip fasssssssst!"

A young woman brought her boyfriend with her to Mark and M.E. I asked her if she wanted him to come in the room. She crouched down, covered her v-j-jay, shook her head no and said "I so shyyyyyyyy!"