After a career doing Brazilians, why didn't I think to write this book?

"I woke up this morning and said a prayer that I can get in for a wax this week before M.E. goes away..."

A girl walked into the salon without an appointment hoping to get a Brazilian with me. I was really busy but she insisted that no one else could handle her situation. It had been months since she had been waxed and she trimmed the entire area which made it more dense and even more coarse at the ends. She said she needed a really fast and thorough wax. OK, this is the deal. I'm getting older and I can't rush through the removal of the Brillo pad that is cemented in the deep dark caverns of your lady bits anymore. Please be kind to your kitty and your favorite waxologist and come see me on a regular basis.

"I could hide a fugitive in my bush," said a client. "I'm not sure anybody would want to hide in there," I answered. So happy for all the clients who are shedding their winter bushes. Was a tough week.

If this is what you woke up to, I think it is a perfect day to get ripped! I buy wax in bulk, so we should be good.

Tomorrow is Friday

And I better not wait

To get a Brazilian

So I'm ready for my date!

I do my best to make every day a happy hump day for all my wonderful clients from Rochester and beyond!