Women often go a lot longer between waxes in the winter. A girl came in the other day and told me it was time to get rid of her winter coat. It was time. Days of wearing animal are so gone.

Even if you don't have a guy, it's nice to be bald. A brazilian can give you a free, clean and empowering feeling. You just never seem to feel clean enough when there is an untamed forest down below. Sometimes hair can just make you feel like a dirty girl. And, even though we are all about being a dirty girl, we don't mean it in that way.

If you close your legs when I am about to rip, you're gonna bruise your beave. So, cut it out.

A girl apologized to me for being a pussy. I told her she wasn't a pussy. She just had a hairy one.

It can be scary going to a new place knowing that you are exposing your most intimate parts to a stranger. And, to make it worse, the service is going to involve a little discomfort. A new client was a few minutes late for her appointment because she drove by the salon and had to turn around. She called to let us know she would be a couple minutes late and I assured her that it wasn't a big deal. When she walked into the salon, she was visibly harried and nervous. I asked her if she needed the restroom. She said that was probably a good idea. She told me that she was so nervous, she needed to throw up first.

Isn't it incredible how much power the pussy has?

It's really tough to give a good wax job with your man's baby butter all over the place. And frankly, it's fucking gross.